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Justin Trudeau’s Blackface Scandals Disappear After Hiring Chris Lilley As PR Crisis Manager
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Media Kinda Loses Interest In Global Pedophile Ring Run By Billionaire Who Broke His Own Neck
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Global media giants have effectively stopped reporting on the billionaire sex-trafficker Jeffrey Epstein, not even two
Planet Still Looking For Way To Highlight Scientific Facts Without Upsetting Old White Cunts
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The overpopulated residents of the environmentally strained planet of Earth, are now at a loss of
Neopet Starves To Death After 15 Years Of Neglect
LOUIS BOURKE | Editor | Contact In a shocking case of animal abuse it has been confirmed today a unconfirmed number of
Canadian PM Justin Trudeau Now Linked To The 2009 Jackson 5 Skit On Hey Hey It’s Saturday
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Justin Trudeau is scrambling to halt further damage to his re-election campaign after being met with
Stressed Holiday Organiser Says You Can Pick The Fucking Hostel Next Time
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT After achieving the milestone of finishing highschool as friends, a group of young mates have now
Cotton-Wool-Wrapped Gen-Z Hasn’t Even Had Cartoons Interrupted By Planes Flying Into Towers
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As of tomorrow, there will be legal adults walking the planet who were not alive when
New Movie Casts Christopher Walken As Cheeky But Loveable Father Figure With A Dark Side
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact In entertainment news today, a new movie has been announced casting Christopher Walken in an exciting
Peter Dutton Ecstatic About Being Able To Refer To Zimbabwe As Rhodesia Again
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australian Home Affairs Minister Peter Dutton has an extra spring in his step this week, claiming
60 Minutes Calls Up Pauline Hanson To Analyse Meghan Markle’s Standing In The Royal Family
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT Flagship Channel 9 Current Affairs program 60 Minutes has wowed viewers today with the teaser ‘for
England Also Claim Rhianna
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In some breaking news out of the currently imploding isle of ‘Great’ Britain, England has today
“Burning Man Used To Be Way Better” Says Darwin Woman Who Went To Burning Man Two Years Ago
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A Darwin-based social worker who’s entire personality is based around the fact that she took