Aldi Shopper Forced To Confront His Truly Pathetic Diet At Human Checkout
PETE CLARK | Melbourne | CONTACT A local man who believes he has outsmarted the duopolistic supermarket system that is Coles and
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Local Big Unit Ready For WWIII After Years Of 360 No Scope Kills On Modern Warfare II Rust Map
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT While, he isn’t exactly looking forward to World War 3, Michael Davison says he’s
Young Family Faces Criticism After Choosing To No Longer Live Off Welfare
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In a surprising announcement, a high-profile young family of welfare recipients have decided they would rather
Planet Earth Begs Angry Old Codgers In Charge To Please Not Do This Again
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A very very large majority of Planet Earth’s occupants have today overwhelmingly made it clear
Bloke Sporting Jeans On Long Distance Flight Obviously Hasn’t Thought Things Through
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT Travellers were left feeling quite amused today, as a bloke was seen boarding an international flight
God Not Sure How Many More Signs He Can Send To Prompt Climate Change Action
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact In an exclusive interview with The Advocate, the supreme being, creator deity and principal object of
Report: Facebook Needs To Reign It The Fuck In With These Memories
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact A recent report carried out by the Social Media Accountability Society (SMAS) has found that Facebook
Drug Dealer Who Sells To 30% Of Town Can’t Be Blamed For Ice Plague Coz He Only Smokes 1.3%
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT On the lower half of the lower-mid Queensland Coast sits a troubled town by the name
Australians Left Feeling Confused After Seeing A Prime Minister Do Something During A Disaster
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australians are once again feeling weirded out by New Zealand Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern, after she
Disney+ To Create More Realistic Prince Who Is In Elite Paedophile Sex Ring
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Proving they are for all children, entertainment conglomerate The Walt Disney Company continues to fill their
Unemployed Influencer Captions Latest Holiday Pic As A ‘Much Needed Break’
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT Local influencer Ashley Stein is spending yet another weekend in Vanuatu, courtesy of her much older
“I’m All Good But Thanks Bro” Jesus Tells Kanye
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT Jesus Christ has today announced that he is distancing himself from self-proclaimed creative genius Kanye West
“Kanye’s New Album Sucks!” Says White Girl Who Just Wishes He’d Do Another Song With Maroon 5
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A early wave millennial who really enjoyed Kanye West’s music before he got all black