Aldi Shopper Forced To Confront His Truly Pathetic Diet At Human Checkout
PETE CLARK | Melbourne | CONTACT A local man who believes he has outsmarted the duopolistic supermarket system that is Coles and
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Trump Clarifies The Direct Threat He Made About Shooting Protestors Was More A Vague Threat
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT US President Donald Trump has today attempted to provide context to the extremely emotive language he
Unidentified Flying Objects Identified As UFOs In New Footage
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT The UFO community is abuzz today after the Pentagon reluctantly revealed the unidentified flying objects seen
Rioters Ruin Their Chances Of Working For $6 An Hour With No Healthcare By Destroying Target
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Protesters have torched a police station, looted shops and graffitied public buildings in their calls for
“Rioting Is Over The Top” Says Man That Took An AR15 To Town Hall Because He Wanted A Haircut
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Protests have turned into riots throughout middle America overnight, as the citizen response to the Minnesota
Report: Sitting Opposite From Elon Musk At A Wedding Would Be The Absolute Pits
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A new survey by Betoota’s leading wedding magazine ‘HITCHED’ has found that there aren’t
Russel Crowe Cast As Jeff Lowe In New TV Production Of Tiger King
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The new Tiger King series is set to have a distinct Aussie flavour the Betoota Advocate
Hope Fading As Captain Planet Tests Positive For COVID-19
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT The USA has been dealt a severe blow in President Donald Trump’s self-imposed ‘War Against
North Korea Hint To Possible Successor For Kim Jung-un With New Basketball Hoop In Pyongyang
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT International diplomats are in overdrive today, as the world prepares for the possibility of seeing a
Local Dad Still Yet To See Jordan At Halfway Point Of 2001 Teen Romance ‘Save The Last Dance’
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After two months in iso, local dad Kel McCaffertey (54) has really been getting to know
‘Oh Well, At Least I’m Not In America Right Now’ Sighs Unemployed Local Woman
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In an effort to find some consolation amongst the current circumstances, local Job Seeker Alisha Wilson
Comrade Dutton Heartbroken By The News That The Neoliberal Wall Street Shill Has Beaten Bernie
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Senator Bernie Sanders has ended his presidential campaign today, clearing Joe Biden’s path to the
Unprecedented: White House Confirms President Trump Only Running Off 6 Hours Sleep A Night
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In good news for the United States Of America, the White House is today reporting that