Fox Cricket Still Carrying On Like They've Cracked The Dark Matter Theorem With New Weight Tracker
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The purveyors of paywall cricket are once again reminding the nation of their state of their
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PM Regrets Not Bringing A Few Foreign Policy Advisors With Him To Glasgow Instead Of 4 Cameramen
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing has today learnt how expendable he is when it comes to
UK Learns That Deporting Anyone Willing To Work A Shit Job Means The Shit Jobs Don’t Get Done
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Worksites around the United Kingdom have been sitting empty for weeks, as the Brits learn that
PM: “I’d Go To The UN Climate Change Conference If Glasgow Wasn’t Such A Shithole”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Scott Morrison has reportedly made a decision on whether he’s going to personally attend the
PM Avoids Embarrassment Of Biden Forgetting His Name By Yelling “SCOTTY’S HERE!” Upon Arrival
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT While walking up the White House steps today, Scotty From Marketing has gone extra lengths to
North Korea’s Successful Long-Range Missiles Tests Somehow A Feel Good Story In Current News Cycle
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Lovers of good news stories have been left tentative this week as North Korea successfully tested
Liberals Wait A Good 3 Weeks Before Joining America In Another War We Will Also Likely Lose
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The prime minister, Scotty From Marketing, announced on Thursday morning that Australia would be paying $500
China Panics After Learning They’ve Only Got 25 Years Until Australia Gets 8 New Submarines
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT According to Scotty From Marketing’s newest announcement aimed at drowning out the news that Christian
New Zealand Says Keith From New Plymouth Will Shoot Any Aussie Sub That Enters Kiwi Waters
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Look out! There are some fighting words from across the ditch today! Following the news of
Local Big Unit Begins Working On His Summer Rig After Being Inspired By Kim Jong Un’s Glow Up
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former Betoota Dolphins 3rd Grade prop, Rick Chassis (37) has today laced up the ASICS and
Joe Rogan Fan To Pause All Of His Staunch Opinions On Modern Medicine For The Next Week Or So
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT MIXED MEDICAL ARTS: A local carnivore from Betoota’s aspirational suburban wedge known as Betoota Heights
US Arms Dealers Ask Biden If It’s Too Soon To Start Doing Business With The Taliban Again
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the final US evacuation flights leave Afghanistan, powerbrokers back home on US soil are already
Office Hip Hop Guy Not That Switched On Today As He Processes 109 Raw Minutes Of Kanye West
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Hip hop fans around the world are struggling to function at full capacity today, following the