Fox Cricket Still Carrying On Like They've Cracked The Dark Matter Theorem With New Weight Tracker
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The purveyors of paywall cricket are once again reminding the nation of their state of their
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Royal Family Confirms Prince Louis’s 360 Shove-It On The Tech Deck Was Not Digitally Altered
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As conspiracies rage about the whereabouts of Kate Middleton, a digitally altered image posted to social
Bloke From Auckland Talks About His Hometown Like It’s As Dangerous As Chicago Under Al Capone
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT An Auckland man who now lives in Australia has today struggled to last longer than 15
Kate Middleton Disappearance Explained! She’s In The Jungle With Fatty Vautin And Dyl Buckley!
ALISON SCHENK | Entertainment | CONTACT After weeks of global speculation around the whereabouts of the Princess of Wales – the Royal Family
American TV Personality Shocked To Find Out Old European Man Loves Talking About European History
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT An American TV presenter has been left utterly dumbfounded after discovering that an elderly Eastern European
Usher’s Super Bowl Performance To See Him Stay Top Of Charts In NZ For At Least Another 8 Years
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Our friends across the dutch are today revelling in the show of a lifetime. Tuning in
Tracy Chapman And Luke Combs Performance Becomes Aboriginal Community’s #1 Most Streamed Video Ever
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In her first public appearance in years, US folk singer Tracy Chapman took the stage at
Apple Vision Nerd Could’ve Saved $3500 On Some Polyfiltered Dirty Dogs And A Decent Rod
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In terrific news for absolute nerds with too much money, the Apple Vision Pro is officially
2024 Grammys Broadcast Constantly Interrupted With Shots Of Mercilessly Bored Travis Kelce
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT American broadcaster CBS is facing a wave of criticism today, after “butchering” the annual Grammy Awards.
US Invade Another Middle East Country After Mistaking Soviet-Era Water Infrastructure For Oil Well
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The United States has finally bitten the bullet today, after a prolonged period of edging. The
“I Think Saltburn Was Snubbed Too” Says Bloke Who Found It Rather Groundbreaking And Long Overdue
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Director Greta Gerwig, who has been praised for her film adaptation of the beloved Mattel product
United States Military Absolutely Edging After Sending A Few Rockets Into Yemen
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The men behind the United States military are today one touch away from climaxing. With their
Dumbass Ranger Trying To Give Local Man A Parking Fine Doesn’t Realise That The 10th Paragraph Of Magna Carta Literally Says All Traffic Fines Are Legally Invalid
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local parking ranger has today received quite a shock, after being treated to an informal