Fox Cricket Still Carrying On Like They've Cracked The Dark Matter Theorem With New Weight Tracker
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The purveyors of paywall cricket are once again reminding the nation of their state of their
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Normal Person Whose Brain Isn't Fucked From Social Media Grieves For The Jewish Community Without Seeing Tragedy As An Opportunity To Share An Irrelevant Opinion Online
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A normal person has laid flowers at a local synagogue this week, as a way of
Report: Get Off The Fucken Algo
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT South Betoota Polytechnic's Humanities Department has today released an interesting report. The monthly report
Well There's Only One Place To Buy Smokes In Sydney This Christmas
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A lot of cigarettes are being sold in the southern suburbs of Sydney, it can be
Local Man Circles Friday 19th Of December As Perfect Afternoon To Go Nuclear
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A very proactive pisshead is getting on the front foot today as he starts
Royal Commission Launched Into Why The Fuck 50c Coin Is Hexagonal
PETE CLARK | Melbourne | CONTACT The Government has today announced its intention to launch a Royal Commission into one of the
Sydney's Afternoon HIIT Classes Empty As The Gays Need Two Hours To Get To Accor Stadium
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Boutique gyms across central Sydney are reporting empty classes this afternoon, as the city’s gays
Boomers That Spent A Decade Complaining About Kids And Screens Now Worried Sounds Of Them Playing Outside Will Hurt Property Prices
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact After spending years complaining about kids and their ‘bloody screens’, it can now be reported that
Victorians Who Retired To Cairns Begin Their Queenslanderfication By Adding Pineapple To Every Meal
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Lara and Glen Waverley (both 73) have only lived in the Far North Queensland city of
Millions Of Kids Come Home From School Today, Flick On The Telly And Enjoy Some Wholesome Gambling Ads
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Millions of Australian children have today discovered a fresh new world of entertainment after school, following
Community Man Has Faith In This Social Media Ban After Noticing His Garden Hose Has Been Ravaged Overnight
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australian kids have had their childhoods returned to them, as the Federal Government becomes the first
Social Media Ban Already Working As QLD Golf Retailers Report Sharp Uptick In Sales Of Junior Club Sets
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australian kids are free to be kids again, as the Federal Government's historic social
Nation’s Drug Dealers To Start Offering Teenagers Pay By The Minute Scrolling Time
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Parents have been warned that the nation’s drug dealers have already started adapting to the