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Bulletin 25/04/19 – Betoota Weekly News Bulletin

Clancy and Errol are reading the news this week after their communist subordinates called on the MEAA to demand they be allowed ten days off over Easter. So needless to say this week’s bulletin is wildly offensive and goes off in many different tangents. Enjoy!