"Bro What Did I Tell You?": ScoMo And Albo Bro Out Over Their Shared Suffering

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In a conversation between a conservative centrist and a centrist jellyfish took place this morning after the latter called a great Australian difficult because she refuses to sit down and be quiet.

Aboard his perso Boeing Business Jet, Prime Minister Anthony Albanese accepted a phone call from his predecessor Scott Morrison.

"Bro," said ScoMo.

"What did I tell you?"

Sources within the Boeing told The Advocate this morning that Albo could only laugh at what ScoMo had to say, shaking his head and pausing only to take a bite out of a stale croissant in front of him.

Yesterday, the Prime Minister made a fool of himself during a game of word association with some propellor hat wearer from a Melbourne newspaper.

Describing former Australian of the Year Grace Tame in one word, Albanese said 'difficult', which is probably one of the dumbest things he could've said.

One, because it's pathetically dismissive and will only serve to increase the Prime Minister's dwindling popularity with Australian women. Two, it goes to show that in a room of blokes, the Prime Minister will want to feel like he belongs more than anything. Three, it's untrue.

Now that we have an Opposition leader who looks and sounds good with the mute button on, going into the next election with a strategy of simply not being Scott Morrison or Peter Dutton will be tested. Especially as the veil begins to slip a bit and Keating puts the dog up Jim to have a crack.

More to come.