Lol. Soft Cocks

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

After a couple of weeks of carrying on like fucking pork chops, the National Party have today decided to give their chest beating a rest.

Nationals Leader David Littleproud is expected to front the old school media this morning and confirm that their toxic relationship with their ex is back on, and everything’s fine.

It’s yet to be confirmed how many spots on the front bench the Nats will get, or whether any of their key policy desires will be acquiesced to.

However, a number of the members from the rebounding party will get back 60 grand and a bunch of staffers, ensuring that they can afford to send their kids to nice schools hundreds of kilometres away from their electorates.

It’s still yet to be confirmed whether the Nats realised they’d lose their perks before throwing their toys out of the cot, or if they learnt after causing a song and dance.

What is known, is that the Nats will now be back together with their ex, and publicly forced to pretend like everything is sweet despite blowing up the fabric of their political being.

Fucking soft cocks.

Lol.

More to come.