ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact

Chairman Mark McGowan, the defacto leader of the Democratic People’s Republic Of Western Australia (DPRWA), has reportedly died of exhaustion this after according to the hermit kingdom’s state media outlets.

He was 145-years-old.

DPRWA media has said Chairman McGowan grew tired in his lifelong battle against East Coast imperialists and passed away in his sleep, which according to state media, was only the third time in his long life that the Chairman has needed to do so.

Chairman McGowan was born on the summit of the DPRWA’s highest mountain, Mount Meharry, in March 1878 and has been a powerful force in the rogue state’s politics shortly there after.

News of Chairman McGowan’s passing has sent shockwaves through the West, bringing citizens to the streets to openly weep.

Governor Il-Kim Beazley-un was seen on Channel 7, the state broadcaster, standing on the steps of Government House standing to attention as he cried and shook his head.

This is a developing story.

More to come.

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