Bloke With Umbrella Plays Stunning Late Cut

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT

A local Betoota Heights office worker has today wowed onlookers in our town’s CBD.

Johnno Muggleton did so on his morning commute after treating fellow foot traffickers and motorists cruising past to a stunning late cut.

Lofting an imaginary ball over the top of a helpless imaginary third man, Muggleton gave the imaginary umpire a nod as he motioned an imaginary maximum.

“Yeah that felt good off the bat,” confirmed Muggleton, as he motioned to his rolled up umbrella.

“Just saw it like a beach ball and sent it on its way.”

“Don’t bowl there.”

One one looker spoke to The Advocate about the stunning shot, saying he was blown away by the poise and the timing.

“He just waited for it to come on perfectly though,” said the onlooker.

“Didn’t get too eager, moved the feet nicely and shifter his weight onto the back foot beautifully.”

“Immaculate timing.”

Another fellow commuter confirmed the observation.

“Mate just a magic shot,” she said.

“And not easy to do in these conditions.”

“People moving around waiting for the light to change.”

“He waited for the right ball and just lofted it marvellously.”

“A thing of beauty.”