Bartender Starts Pouring Prosecco Jugs As 2nd Marriage Hens Party Rolls In Before Robbie Williams

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Jugs of lager are out, and buckets of prosecco are in tonight, as Betoota welcomes Mr Robbie ‘Let Me Entertain You’ Williams to town.

This story comes as hordes of hens' parties swarm Betoota’s entertainment quarter, gearing up for a huge night of party mum hits.

With the English singer-songwriter-cum-sexy bad boy playing two sold-out shows at PigBet Stadium, it’s expected hundreds of megalitres of prosecco are about to pass through the taps at pubs within earshot of the stadium.

Speaking to a local bartender at Gilhooleys Irish Pub, Benny Phillips tells The Advocate it’s a big night for on-tap prosecco and jugs of premixed cocktails.

“Here they come, another 20 fine ladies thirsty as a Diamantina desert camel,” said Benny, as he expertly hooked two plastic jugs to a tap branded “Tempus Two Sparkling White” and let the liquid flow.

“Two jugs on arrival, and might as well get the kitchen started on a tray of bruschetta. One of the girls will order one...”

With sex-on-legs himself Robbie Williams expected to gyrate his way through a setlist of big hits, including ‘Better Man’, ‘Rock DJ’ and ‘Angels’, council clean-up crews are on standby for tomorrow morning.

“Feathers, bloody feathers and glitter everywhere…” local council member for Waste Services Management Trevor Hindley told The Advocate.

“I’ve got extra street sweepers booked in for tomorrow morning, getting the local precinct sparkling. It’s all good though, let the ladies have their fun. I think my wife is in the crowd one of the nights too.”