Barron Trump Immediately Books Bone Spurs Appointment After Automatic Draft Registration Announced

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The youngest son of the FIFA Peace President Donald Trump has today wasted no time in getting his affairs in order.

Barron Trump has reportedly immediately booked in to see one of the top doctors in New York, after hearing news that all eligible men will be automatically registered for drafting.

Announced this morning by the administration that was supposed to end the forever wars, America will automatically register every eligible man between the age of 18-25 to be ready to go should they 'need' to be shifted off to some foreign war on the other side of the world.

While Barron will likely be deemed ineligible on account of him being a promising young man from a rich family, it's reported that the tall bit of timber isn't taking any chances.

"Yeah, he's following in the footsteps of his old man," said Betoota's US Correspondent John Duffy.

"And making sure that he has the paper work to prevent him from going and fighting in some pointless war on the other side of the world in the name of the military industrial complex and other corporate interests."

"Because giving your life for the interests of some corporates and politicians playing high level games is for the plebs."

"Not for people like the Trumps."

More to come.