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The self-prophesying soap opera of Australian politics has outdone itself again today.
And as has been the case for the best part of a decade, the main character in this soap opera is the Member For New England, Barnaby fucken Joyce.
Mr Joyce, a former National Party stalwart, three-time Deputy Prime Minister, and two-timing husband, announced today that will be tilting to the far-right by joining Pauline Hanson's One Nation.
This is how the next 5 years will play out, according to The Betoota Advocate.
Sign up as a Betoota Back Bar Member to read this scandalous series of events, as predicted by the futurists in our humble outback newsroom.