Nobody In The Northern Territory Overly Shocked By Army Boys Punching On With Cattlemen
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In breaking news, it appears that the Pope is still Catholic. Not only this, but bears
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Israel Begins Bombing Country It Shares No Borders With In Latest Act Of Self Defence
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The world is inhaling sharply this morning, as a geopolitical conflict threatens to grow significantly in
Local Bloke Briefly Alarmed By Yellow Piss Before Remembering He Popped A Berocca This Morning
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man has had a fleeting moment of panic today, after entering one of his
Iraq Announces Invasion Of US To Protect America’s Freedom From Totalitarian Regime
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The West Asian country of Iraq has today dropped a bombshell on the international community. Iraq’
Chat GPT Now So Advanced It Tells People Asking For Help To Wait 3 Months And Pay $380 For Advice
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Artificial Intelligence experts are sounding the alarm this week, after a shocking development with a major
Oh No. America Might Tear Up Our $368 Billion Deal For 8 Pointless Submarines That Won’t Arrive For 30 Years
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation has woken up to some devastating news today. On top of the passing of
Hospo Employee With A 1998 Barina Worth Of Super Weirdly Not Too Worried About New Tax Changes
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local French Quarter woman by the name of Maixine Wilson has today explained to The
Spectacularly Imploding Country Finds Time To Have A Crack At Australia For Sanctions On Israel
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The incredibly United States of America have today taken time out of their busy day, to
Baby Waits Until Change Is Fully Complete Before Unleashing Giant Shit In Fresh Nappy
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local four and a half month old has taken the piss this morning, it can
Channel 10 To Replace The Project With Re-Runs of Australia’s Funniest Home Videos
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Channel that prides itself on its efforts to talk to young Australians has today announced
Israel Still Denying Strategically Starving Palestinians Despite Arresting Anyone That Tries To Bring Them Food
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Israel has today publicly reiterated its commitment to stopping the people of Gaza from dying from
Scott Morrison Awarded 5 Order Of Australias For Each Of His Stolen Ministries During Covid
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Former Prime Minister Scott Morrison is today basking in the glow of the country’s highest
Noted Arms Smuggler Greta Thunberg Intercepted Bringing Rocket Launchers Into Gaza, Says Israel
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation of Israel has continued to shore up it’s popular standing amongst the global