Delusional Australian Insists He's Going To Stay Up To Date With International Soccer Moving Forward
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A delusional Australian man insists he is going to pick a European club and stay up
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Australians Can Sleep Easy As The Greatest Criminal Mastermind Of The 21st Century Is Finally Brought To Justice
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Victoria, and greater Australia, has today let out a long sigh of relief. Citizens of our
International Man Of Mystery Says ‘Yog-gert’ That Stupid Way
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local intellectual has today wowed his colleagues, by displaying his incredible linguistic and cultural prowess.
British And Irish Lions At Risk Of Being Swept 3-0 After Wallabies Clinically Demolish Fiji
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A touring party of Poms, Scots, Irish (and a Welshman*, maybe?) are today trying to wrap
Local Genius Reaches To The Back Of The Fridge And Gets Milk With 4 Day Later Expiry Date
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man is today being heaped with praise by his friends, family and the wider
The Smell Of England Reaches Mainland Europe After Soap Dodgers Experience 33 Degree Day
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The European mainland is today buckling under another oppressive weather event. On top of the much
“A Crash In House Prices Would Be Catastrophic” Says The People Directly Responsible For This Unsustainable Property Bubble
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Some bloke who works in the Australian property industry has today provided The Betoota Advocate an
Local Tradie Still Working Hard With His Hands Despite Torrential Rain Along Eastern Seaboard
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Newcastle man is flat out like a lizard drinking today, it can be confirmed. Speaking
Why Defence Spending Is Categorised As Percentages Of GDP And Social Security Is Framed In Giant Scary Billion Dollar Numbers
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A groundbreaking report has been released by South Betoota Polytechnic’s Media, Memes And Journalism Faculty
‘Once In 100 Year’ Weather Events Reclassified As ‘Biannual Weather Patterns’
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The poor old North Coast of NSW is today battening down hatches and filling up sandbags
SBS Politely Check In With Optus About Whether They Could Maybe Have Some EPL Rights Pls
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation’s premiere commercial public broadcaster has today thrown it’s hat in the ring
Piastri Overhead On Team Radio Calling Alpine ‘A Bunch Of Pathetic Flogs Who Need To Get A Fucking Life And Stop Obsessing Over Him’
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Australian starlet Oscar Piastri has this weekend delivered a blistering spray at his former teammates, after
Girlfriend More Than Happy To Watch A Bit Of The Lions Tour
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local footy fan has today received a warm hug of affirmation from his significant other.