Budget Winner? Loser? Just Shut Up And Have A Beer
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact It is Friday afternoon and I have been asked to explain the budget and I am
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Just Like Us: Scotty From Marketing Hasn’t Finished His Christmas Shopping Either!
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Accused by the left of being tone-deaf, out-of-touch and Humphrey Bear’s conservative cousin, Prime Minister
Sky News Uncle And Vegan Niece Form Silent Pact To Not Ruin Christmas
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Christmas miracles may not just be for early 20th century films where you have to ignore
Regional Pub Cook Rebrands As Chef To See If Anyone Will Stop Him
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Proving the PM’s sentiment that if you want a go you’ll get one, a
Dad Staring Daggers At Houseguest Who Ended Up With His Stubby Holder
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A tense situation unfolded in Betoota Heights earlier today. Married couple Elaine (56) and Gerry Scott
High School Student Laughs In Face Of Suggestion They Read Prescribed Text Over Holidays
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT An impromptu comedy show took place at Betoota Heights High School this week when standard English
Jamie Oliver Cookbook Regift As Good As Office Kris Kringle Is Gonna Get
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Office Kris Kringles have the charming ability to force kinship amongst your colleagues with the all-to-familiar
Vintage Car To Remain Unkempt Until She Leaves Him Again
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT It’s smiles all round in Betoota Ponds as intermittent couple Toby Walsh (32) and Fiona
Liberal Party Really Starting To Wish These Old Fire Chiefs Would Be Quiet Australians
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Liberal Party has today hit out at the ‘very noisy’ old fire chiefs causing a
Local Woman Begins Campaign To Get Everyone To Start Referring To Boyfriend By His First Name
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT “[Haha] His names Tom guys,” said local girlfriend Sarah Simmons at a popular French Quarter rooftop
Husband Still Bad At Gift-Wrapping After Attempting It Once Six Years Ago
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Local woman Vicki Stewart (46) is gift wrapping for two again after her husband Darren (40)
Scotty From Marketing Growing Concerned These Fires Might Be Discriminating Against Christians
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In a concerning development for the marketing gun from the Eastern Suburbs of Sydney, it’s
Drought Crisis Worsens: Federal Government Bans Bushfires In Desperate Bid To Save Water
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT In an unprecedented move, bushfires have been totally outlawed in an attempt to reduce the drain