Budget Winner? Loser? Just Shut Up And Have A Beer
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact It is Friday afternoon and I have been asked to explain the budget and I am
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Report: This Shit Smells Pretty good
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact A recent report carried out by Australia’s leading scent analysers has found that Jasmine is
Report: Dad Is Going On About Diane Keaton Again
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact BREAKING: a local father of three has launched into yet another monologue about Diane Keaton being
Life Guard At Southbank Beach Trips Running Toddler Just To Create Excitement For Self
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact An over qualified and bored shitless lifeguard at Brisbane’s main tourist attraction has taken matters
Local Improv Coach Declared Supreme Decider On What Is and Isn’t Offensive
MATILDA MARTIN | Local News | CONTACT A big honor has been bestowed upon Melbourne native Chris Connors – he has officially been
Local Woman Who Doesn’t Need Your Approval Would Very Much Like To Have It Please
MATILDA MARTIN | Local News | CONTACT One Adelaide resident doesn’t need your approval…. But she does want it. Desperately. Andrea
Hipster Red-Faced After Uncle Unironically Wears the Same Outfit to BBQ
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT A family barbecue ended in embarrassment for local hipster Edwardino on Sunday, when distinctly un-hip Uncle
Hipster Sells Out After Replacing Remington Imperial Typewriter With IBM Selectric
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT Local hipster Archimedes (no last name) has made the difficult decision to retire his Remington Imperial
Smart Friend Asks You If You’ve Seen Latest Colbert Video
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact Max Dabton was just minding his own business when his mate, Henry Wanksać, did the intellectual
Private School Dad Not Proud Enough Of Son’s Footy Career To Put Sticker On Back Of The Rangey
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact After gloating to other parents in the Betoota Private Sport System (BPSS) of his son’s
Grown Woman Still Heavily Reliant On Gwen Stefani To Spell Bananas Correctly
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact A well-educated, intelligent, grown woman has today revealed to The Advocate that she hasn’t been
Post-Holiday Hug Ruined By Creepy Bloke In-Office Dropping The “Do I Get A Hug Too”
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT City worker, Amy Lee told reporters she’d been looking forward to being reunited with her
Porn Ruined By Original Music Score
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT Oliver Gosford had been scratching his nether region when he thought he’d have a cheeky