Budget Winner? Loser? Just Shut Up And Have A Beer
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact It is Friday afternoon and I have been asked to explain the budget and I am
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Caravan Park Unveils Toilet Paper So Thin You Can’t Even See It
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT A critical part of the Aussie caravan park experience is about to get a whole lot
Level 3 Water Restrictions To Include “If it’s Yellow Let It Mellow” Rule
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT As residents around the come to terms with Level 2 Water Restrictions, authorities have warned that
Firefighters To Be Supplied With Green and Red Water Dye To Improve Morale Over Christmas
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT As exhausted firefighters face the prospect of little to no family time over Christmas, Prime Minister
Local Woman Considers Faking Pregnancy To Get Out Of Drinking During Silly Season
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact For Dina Galley (29) silly season has been in full swing since the October long weekend,
God Not Sure How Many More Signs He Can Send To Prompt Climate Change Action
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact In an exclusive interview with The Advocate, the supreme being, creator deity and principal object of
Guest Who Brought Terrible Beer To Friend’s BBQ Seen Drinking Everything But It
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A local sack of shit has just been caught out by his friends, after turning up
Dad Automatically Suspicious After Daughter’s Boyfriend Turns Up With Pre-Mixed Drinks
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The hair on the back of a local dad’s neck has been raised today, after
Palaszczuk Introduces ‘The Purge’ In Latest Bid To Curb Alcohol-Related Violence In The Valley
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT Palaszczuk has been left scratching her head after it was reported that alcohol-related violence still existed
Presumptuous Woman Gets Manicure Before Going On Highly Instagrammable Holiday With Boyfriend
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact As if pre-holiday organising wasn’t already stressful enough, Rochelle Lucas took things into overdrive for
Local Budget Conscious Woman Uses Cash Instead Of Card As It ‘Doesn’t Count’
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT Financially challenged local woman, Anna Gibbs, has realised it’s time to curb her over spending
Recent Home Leaver Not Feeling So Cocky After First Run In With Fitted Sheets
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT Recent home leaver, Brendon Smith, has just moved into his first ever sharehouse – a ten bedroom
Woman Having Another FaceTime Conversation with the Top Left Corner Of Parents’ Head
MATILDA MARTIN | Local News | CONTACT A local woman has endured yet another poorly-framed FaceTime conversation with the top left corner