Budget Winner? Loser? Just Shut Up And Have A Beer
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact It is Friday afternoon and I have been asked to explain the budget and I am
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Bloke Promises Girlfriend A Nice Dinner In Hopes Of Wrangling A Couple More At The Pub
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact Alcohol loving man Nathan Shuck is clutching at straws this evening after learning his girlfriend is
Twist: Great Barrier Reef Apparently On Fire Now Too
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In what has been hardly a slow start to the year for lovers of shit news,
Family Notified The Old Man’s Going Out Somewhere By Brisk Tucking In Of T-Shirt
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The family of Bruce Walters have just been alerted to the fact that he’s heading
Report: Most Identifiable Difference Between 20s And 30s Is Negroni Instead Of Aperol
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact The age old social faux pas of asking a woman her age may be made redundant
90% Of Eastern Seaboard Forget How To Drive Again
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In news from the more populous parts of our country, almost everyone has forgotten how to
Healthy Harold Caught Holidaying In Hawaii During Coronavirus Outbreak Crisis
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT With the deadly CoronaVirus death toll nearing 6000 and with almost 30,000 reported infections, the
Universally Attractive Hollywood Star Actually An Undercover Hottie, Says Bloke Named Drew
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT An incredibly good-looking actress that just about everyone in the world knows about doesn’t get
Sea-Changing Boomers Ask Council If They Can Do Anything About Noise Coming From Those Waves
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT Waterfront property homeowner Tom Bradley had been penning a poorly structured Facebook status about millennial snowflakes
Lazy Labrador Lets Out A Small ‘Oof’ At Sounds Of Potential Danger
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT A local household has narrowly avoided danger today, courtesy of their slightly overweight Labrador, Charlie. The
Local Roosters Fan Begins Long Slog Pretending He Won’t Miss Latrell
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Betoota Heights resident Trev (50) has today assured The Betoota Advocate that he actually doesn’t
Weak Water Bubbler Most Intimate Situation Local Man Has Experienced In Months
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT Despite his best efforts, Betoota Heights Tim Brown has had a hard time netting himself a
Barnaby Rolls In For A Big Day Of Working For The People He Represents In Parliament
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Barnaby Joyce has today shocked the nation by heading in to work for a big day