Word Of The Week: Apricity (The Beautiful Warmth Of The Winter Sun)
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With Naplan scores dropping and literacy seemingly slipping away in an age of autocorrect, The Betoota
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“Yes. The Coronavirus Is The Reason I Am Cancelling My Gym Membership”
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Finally, after nearly 2 years of putting it off, Anika Chougule has bitten the bullet today
Coronavirus Fears Force Christmas In July To Be Moved To Late December
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT As Australian residents deal with the new reality of lockdowns and cancelled social events, a new
Isolation Providing An Opportunity To Finally Make A Dent In 100 Strong Scented Candle Collection
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local woman is being praised for making the most of a shitty situation today. Lucky
Australians Urged To Drink 8 Glasses Of Hand Sanitiser Per Day
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT As Australians experience many lifestyle changes to the status quo as a response to Coronavirus, the
Local Woman Secretly Stoked Quarantine Rules Out Easter Lunch With The In-Laws
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact While many Australians are throwing their toys out of the cot about having to stay inside
Lockdown Stockpile Nearing Completion After Fourth Cone
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact As the Australian public moves towards the lockdown, the government does not seem remotely interested in
Privately-Educated Self-Isolator Forced To Choose Between The Beach house Or The Farm
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact As we are all learning, life is just so unfair sometimes. So unfair. We have to
Government Backflip On 30 Min Haircuts Too Late For Man Who Shaved Own Head With Beard Trimmer
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact “Well, fuck me,” said local skinhead Mick Wilkins as he realised he shaved his head unnecessarily
Another Person On Instagram Hilariously Refers To Their Dog As A Colleague
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact While plenty of the country are losing their jobs due to Covid-19, The Advocate can
Self-Isolating? Why Not Read The Stand By Stephen King
LOUIS BURKE | Investigation | CONTACT With social distancing in place and a lot of us being forced to self-isolate, many
American Out Of Toilet Paper Forced To Wipe With A Gun
LOUIS BURKE | Investigation | CONTACT At the time of writing, the USA is now leading the world in confirmed cases of
Man With Time To Do Whatever He Wants Might Play Red Dead 2 Again
LOUIS BURKE | Investigation | CONTACT One of the benefits of COVID-19 has been the collective wealth of knowledge we have