Budget Winner? Loser? Just Shut Up And Have A Beer
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact It is Friday afternoon and I have been asked to explain the budget and I am
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Government To Rectify Sports Rorts Scandal With Voluntary Euthanasia Funding For Safe Labor Seats
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT After the embarrassment of the ‘Sports Rorts’ scandal in which it was revealed that sporting clubs
BA Falcon Recalled After Late Night Back Street Traction Control Issues
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT All models of Ford’s BA Falcon are urgently being recalled after multiple reports of traction
Nationals Take A Short Break From Bickering And Infighting To Discuss Some Drought Policy
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The National Party of Australia have today decided to treat themselves to a well-earned break. After
Forgotten Brownie Mix Survives Yet Another Year In The Cupboard
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT A ‘new year new me’ has resulted in a mass cleanout of accumulated shit, it’s
George Calombaris Applies To Be A Contestant On Next Season Of MasterChef To Restart Career
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Coming full circle today, Celebrity Chef George Calombaris has found himself back where it all began.
Local Woman Justifies Uncertain Retail Purchase By Telling Self It’ll Look Better With A Tan
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT Despite being in one of the hottest countries in the world, Betoota Heights woman Heather Mills
Fish Who Made It Through Years Of Drought Stoked For The Koalas, But Pretty Off All This Ash
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Namoi River Murray Cod has revealed today that she’s pretty fucking over this climate.
Scotty From Marketing Awards Medal Of Freedom To Miranda Devine
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In a weird twist, Prime Minister Scotty from Marketing has awarded conservative commentator Miranda Devine with
Report: Brad Is 56 Years Old Wtf
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some slightly concerning entertainment news this morning, it has been confirmed that Brad Pitt is
Scotty From Marketing Turns Up In Flood Affected Area With Pool Noodle And Wahu Footy
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The head of Marketing at the Federal Government of Australia has raised eyebrows today. This comes
Woman Who Tuned Out A While Ago Saves Herself With A Well-Timed Agreeable Grunt
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact A bored shitless corporate suit has narrowly avoided exposing her disinterest in her fifth meeting today
Man Behind Viral Brown Cardigan Video Sensationally Takes Home Oscar For Best Director
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In breaking news from the glitz and glamour of the 92nd Academy Awards, the man behind