Word Of The Week: Apricity (The Beautiful Warmth Of The Winter Sun)
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With Naplan scores dropping and literacy seemingly slipping away in an age of autocorrect, The Betoota
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Local Woman Experiences Unprecedented Bout Of Panic After Accidentally Viewing Ex’s Instagram Story
EFFIE BATEMAN | Local News | Contact Local woman Jemma Benson reckons she’s doing a good job avoiding her ex on
Boycott Heats Up As China Now Threatens To Stop Buying Australia
FRANKIE DeGROOT | Local News | Contact The relationship between China and Australia is at an all time low today as Beijing
Local Woman’s Winter Sun Tan Far Less Enviable After The Sunnies Come Off
EFFIE BATEMAN | Local News | Contact In what may be the cruelest twist of fate yet, local woman Amanda Doyle has
Prince Philip Celebrates 99th Day Without Saying Something Racist
FRANKIE DeGROOT | Local News | Contact Anticipation is in the air at Buckingham Palace today as Prince Philip reaches 99 consecutive
China Threatens To Boycott Kangaroo Scrotum Coin Purses
FRANKIE DeGROOT | Local News | Contact As tensions between Australia and China escalate, Beijing has released a statement threatening to ban
Discrimination: Medieval Fairs Still Waiting For Government To Re-Open Up The Damn Jousting
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Restrictions put in place to stop the spread of COVID-19 continue to be relaxed by
Nation Under Cyber Attack After PM Accidentally Clicks On One Of Those Free Antivirus Pop-Ups
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some breaking news from Canberra this morning, the nation’s Prime Minister has revealed that
Toowoomba Council Defends Controversial Mussolini Statue
FRANKIE DeGROOT | Local News | Contact A statue of fascist dictator Mussolini in Toowoomba has again drawn the fury of protestors,
Bloke Who Has Nothing To Offer Social Media But Gym Selfies Now Relevant Again
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some feel-good news this week, one of our Betoota Heights residents has revealed that
Couple Who Formed Mutually Beneficial Relationship During Iso Happily Go Their Separate Ways
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As life begins to return to normal, a newly formed local couple has today decided to
Heartless Criminal Dies Due To Inability To Pump Blood Around Body
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT A robbery attempt on the Betoota General Store & Steroid Dispensary has ended poorly for the
Man Announces Retirement From Dating Scene With Purchase Of Kia Rio
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT Local man Martin Scarret has dramatically revealed he is finally giving up on the dating scene