Enough Talk: Hastie And BRS To Settle Differences At Local Paintball Skirmish, Winner Gets Canning
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact There have been inches and inches of online conjecture, memes and opinion regarding the seemingly degraded
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Dustin Martin Reveals Stunning Iso Transformation
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Following the success of the biggest show of 2020 – Tiger King; AFL Superstar Dustin Martin has
Just Like The Workplace! Quarantined Woman Brushes Off Annoying Coworker’s Sexual Advances
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT A local woman has today had her usual slew of unwanted sexual advances upgraded from verbal
Quiet Australian Manages To Find His Voice After 3rd Hour On Hold To Centrelink
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In a real coming of age story from our very own Betoota Heights, Andrew Bencic has
Comrade Dutton Now Hippy Enough To Start Worrying About 5G
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With health experts and authorities around the world trying to deal with everything that’s going
Devastated Local Dad Realises His Kids Are Snitches While Running Homeschool
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT A self-proclaimed ‘cool dad’ has learned some unsettling facts about his kids today after circumstances forced
Appetizing Food Miraculously Appears In The Fridge After 5th Door Opening
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In an incredible turn of events this afternoon, a local man has had his wildest dreams
Real Estate Agent Keeps Match Fit By Playing On Phone While Leaning On Bench Top In Kitchen
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In the tough landscape that is these uncertain times, many Australians have been forced to adapt
Local Woman Forced To Acknowledge That Crush Likely Isn’t Too Busy To Answer Her Back Right Now
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT Unfortunately despite the number of excuses we make in our head, sometimes no answer is an
Gus Promises To Bring Back The Shoulder Charge As First Act If He’s Made NRL CEO
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the Rugby League fraternity begins another week of infighting and bickering, football icon Phil ‘Gus’
Health System Braces For Devastating Spike As Virus Spreads Through Millions Of Homes Overnight
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation is today preparing for the worst, as the Coronavirus curve looks set to spike
Woman Suddenly Filled With An Inexplicable Urge To Visit Bustling Ice Cream Shop
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT Between eating her weight in food and silently cursing every smug dickhead broadcasting their at-home gym
Slowly Balding Man Figures Quarantine Is As Good A Time As Any To Rip Off The Bandaid
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT On top of the world slowly succumbing to the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, local man