Word Of The Week: Apricity (The Beautiful Warmth Of The Winter Sun)
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With Naplan scores dropping and literacy seemingly slipping away in an age of autocorrect, The Betoota
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Catholic Church Threaten To Expose Priests If They Don’t Donate Half Their JobKeeper Payments
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact The Advocate has obtained some shocking, reports from within the Catholic Church revealing that they not
Bride To Be Hoping She Can Still Use Covid As An Excuse To Cut Fiancés Derro Mates
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact While everyone is glad to see the back of social restrictions due to Covid-19, one
Fashion Brand Wonders How Long Until It Can Go Back To Posting Photos Of Solely White Models
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact For the past few weeks plenty of fashion brands all across the world have been making
Britain’s NHS Looking Forward To Another Round Of Clapping
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The National Health Service has confirmed this morning that they are eagerly awaiting another round of
Report: Australian Liverpool Fan In Heaven Right Now
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some breaking news from Betoota’s Flight Path District, local woman Natalie Truong is in
Regional Voter Shrugs After Receiving This Quarter’s Water Bill From Chinese Government
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Betoota Plains man has revealed to The Advocate a curious piece of correspondence he received
“I Wouldn’t Be Offended If I Got Called A Chimp” Says White 70-Year-Old Collingwood Fan
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Derek Wilson has today lived up to his namesake. The 70-year-old semi-retired plumber
Novak Djokovic Urgently Contacts Pete Evans After Coronavirus Diagnosis
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Men’s world number one tennis player Novak Djokovic has frantically picked up the phone this
Blokes Over The Age Of 50 Who Work In Legal Profession A Little Bit On Edge Today
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Following the very public sexual harassment allegations leveled against former High Court Judge Dyson Heydon yesterday,
‘Yeah It’s Fucked’ Confirms Every Single Female Law Grad In Australia
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Speaking to The Advocate this morning, the nation’s young female legal industry employees have moved
Countries With Anti-Expert Approach To Covid-19 Surprisingly Still Not Great Right Now
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some truly shocking news, a few of the countries who have taken a noticeably anti-
Essendon Reveal This Positive Test Result Is A Cakewalk Compared To What They’re Used To
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the AFL tries to come to terms with a player testing positive to the Covid,