Local Woman’s 4pm Nap Supercharged By Sudden Gloomy Weather
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT Local Betoota woman, Ashley Crawford was pleasantly surprised to hear the sound of pitter patter on
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Over 500,000 Melbourne Dads Crack The Same Joke About Always Needing A Permit To Leave Home
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT While plenty in Melbourne are sighing at another new rule governing their lives, a few hundred
Regional Pub Allows COVID Marshall To Use Cattle Prod On Pissed Idiots Who Can’t Stay Seated
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local hospitality employee has today decided that it might be time to get serious. The
Sliver Of Nail Polish On Big Toe Lasts Longer Than The $300 Heels It Was Supposed To Match
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT You’d think forking out $300 for a pair of heels would mean they lasted for
Local Gym Bro Finally Has An Actual Reason To Wear His Stupid Elevation Mask
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some breaking news from Legends Gym in Betoota Heights, local Gym Bro Brad Parker finally
Eddie McGuire Defends Nathan Buckley’s Upcoming Appearance As Contestant On Millionaire Hot Seat
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Collingwood President Eddie McGuire has caused a bit of a stir again today, by defending his
Israel Folau Continues Work On Retirement Plan As Sky News After Dark Host
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Israel Folau has continued working on setting himself up for a life after football by putting
Top Of The Stairs Found To Be Perfect Vantage Point For Hearing Family Talk Shit About You
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT Local bloke Lachlan Kirkwood has today decided he’s ready to get his feelings hurt, after
Local Dad Sips Coffee And Peers Out Window As He Plans Next Rampage Of Yardwork
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT Sipping from a cup of blistering hot coffee, local dad Steven Myers peers out his window
“Food Is Great, Thanks” Local Introvert Tells Waiter After Half An Hour Of Bitching To Mate
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT After months of microwaved meals and subpar home cooked meals, local woman Vanessa Leads is eager
Bloke At The Train Station Who Wants To Know What Your Problem Is May Not Be Qualified Psychologist
FRANKIE DeGROOT | Local News | Contact Commuters at the Betoota South-Northern Interchange were in shock this week after it was revealed
Economic Downturn: Banks Now Only Lending Money To People Who Don’t Need It
FRANKIE DeGROOT | Local News | Contact In a worrying indication of the state of the economy, Australia’s major banks have
Bogan Card Revoked After Man Throws Out Washing Machine Without Removing Drum For Fire Pit
FRANKIE DeGROOT | Local News | Contact A proud Western Sydney Bogan has been stripped of his credentials after inadvertently discarding a