Bloke Buys Frypan Because He Saw This Fucking Guy's Head On It
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man in the market for a new frying pan was ultimately convinced to buy
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Premiere Of ‘Masked Singer’ In Doubt After Producers Learn About 1948 Charter Of Human Rights
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Channel 10 is currently at panic stations this afternoon, after hitting a major hurdle before tonight’
Report: Chocolate Digestives Will Have To Do
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT Dan Wells had been enjoying a well-deserved rest at his nans when he was invited to
Spicks And Specks ReRun On TV Good Indicator Your City Has Gone Back Into Lockdown
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT With restrictions to stop the spread of COVID-19 in-place across many Australian towns and cities a
Bachelor Judges Readiness Of 11pm Chicken Nuggets By How Much It Hurts His Face To Open Oven
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT Peering closely at the switches on the oven, local man Greg Haines tries to work out
Government Now Wondering If All These Education Cuts Were A Good Thing
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact For some the simple mask rule is proving a difficult one to follow, as the nation’
Every Single Car In Stock Was Previously Owned By Little Old Ladies, Confirms Used Car Dealer
FRANKIE DeGROOT | Local News | Contact In a bold move, a local used car dealer has claimed every single car on
Uber Launches New Shopping Trolley Delivery Service For Drunk Shenanigans
FRANKIE DeGROOT | Local News | Contact Ride-share and food delivery company Uber is stepping further into the post-inebriation market with a
New Dad Learns Cool Trick To Make Weekend Last Twice As Long With Dora The Explorer Marathon
FRANKIE DeGROOT | Local News | Contact A young father has stumbled across an ingenious method which can be used to double
Huntsman Hiding Under Visor Patiently Waits Until After Motorist Gets On The Motorway To Show Itself
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT Harry the huntsman has grown tired of his new home. It’s not like he has
Reverse Psychology: Andrews Tells City To Go Out And Have Fun In Hope They Keep Disobeying Him
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In a sensational story from down south, the Premier of Victoria has today tried an incredible
Selfish Astrologist Refuses To Give Pandemic An End Date
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact Since being declared a pandemic on March 11 2020, the fight against COVID-19 has been the
Canberra On The Brink Of Economic Collapse After Virus Prevents Year 6 Excursions
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some sad news for the nation’s capital, Canberra’s economy is currently on the