Word Of The Week: Apricity (The Beautiful Warmth Of The Winter Sun)
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With Naplan scores dropping and literacy seemingly slipping away in an age of autocorrect, The Betoota
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Med Students On Prac Unwind Over A Few Cannulations With Some Stolen Hospital Equipment
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Some Betoota Base Hospital medical students have revealed to The Advocate this week how they like
Federal Budget Includes $20 For George Pell To Play Keno Every Week
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact The 2020 Federal Budget has caused a fair stir this week. Perhaps most controversially, it can
Biden Quietly Inquires About Dr Stone Cold’s Availability In Event Trump Goes Back Into Hospital
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT US Presidential hopeful Joe Biden has revealed a bold election campaign ploy today. The Democratic Leader
Roosters Offer Contract To Talented Grass Roots Product They Found Kicking The Footy On Bondi
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Sydney Roosters are getting set to do what they do best this week – lock down
CEO Of Multinational Rushes To The TV To See If He’s A Winner Again In This Year’s Budget
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Greg White is breathing a sigh of relief this morning. This comes after it was revealed
Bloke Who Studied Economic Geography At Uni Says We Need To Focus On Relevant Degrees
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Prime Minister Scott Morrison has today spoken about the proposed changes to the university funding model,
Broke Senior Citizen Gets His Own Hospital Bed As America Begins Trialling Free Healthcare
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The United States Government has today shocked its citizens by announcing it has begun trialling free
Christian Hen’s Night Kicks Up A Notch As Kimberly Gets A Spare
GREGOR REDPATH | Rugby | Contact There was a time when Peta Washbrook regretted walking into the Betoota Heights Hillsong Church – but
Painful Hangnail Discarded Until Man Feels Brave Enough To Have Another Go At It
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT Local man Ryan Wells is the type of bloke who secretly believes picking the skin around
Scratchy Blanket Mysteriously Unearthed From Back Of Linen Cupboard For Overly Drunken Mate
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT Despite their better judgement, and perhaps in an attempt to reclaim what they perceived to be
‘Well I Just Won’t Say Anything Then’ Pouts Man Who Should Actually Just Leave
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT Local man Liam Ryan-Ellis is for lack of a better word, a bit of a
How Are You We Getting There?’ Says Only Friend Who Does Not Own A Car
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT Local woman Nessa Thompson insists that she never bothered getting a licence because she lives near