I Mean, We Could've Just Taxed Gas
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Federal Treasurer Jim Chalmers has handed down the Albanese government's fifth and most ambitious
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Report: Dog Booties Most Adorable Form Of Animal Abuse
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Animal rights activists are more empowered than ever before as white people rush to support a
“I’m The Big Dog” Says Bloke Who Isn’t The Big Dog
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT An ambitious local man has been campaigning on-and-off for several years now with a self-given nickname
Local Woman Begins Comparing Hand Sizes With Crush In A Last Ditch Effort To Drill It Home
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT An impromptu picnic in the park session has today seen a potential match engage in a
OPINION: “I’m Not A Racist, Some Of My Best Toys Are Golliwogs!”
ANTHONY SOCKET | Conservative Opinions | CONTACT There’s a saying that goes ‘you’re never too old for toys’ but can
Entrepreneur From Hometown Finally Settles On A Business Idea That Isn’t A Pyramid Scheme
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local girl that you haven’t really heard much about since she briefly moved to
Border Lockdown: Furious Victorians No Longer Allowed To Drive To Tasmania
FRANKIE DeGROOT | Local News | Contact In another body blow for Victoria, Tasmania has officially closed the border to Victorian motorists,
Local Dog Stops Thunderstorm With Powerful Bark
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A popular Betoota Ponds golden retriever has reportedly stopped a local thunderstorm this afternoon by barking
Cuteness Overload! This Childless Young Professional Thinks He’s Actually Tired!
ELLIE LONGBEACH | Home | Contact Drop everything, everyone! Speaking candidly to The Advocate this afternoon, a local buyers agent said he
Local Man Hits Happiest Low Point As Kebab Shop Guy Asks If He’s Having ‘The Usual’
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT After a long day at work, featuring an early start, late finish and a passive-aggressive office-wide
Cheap Hose Fitting Counting Down The Hours Until It Can Make It Look Like You’ve Wet Your Pants
FRANKIE DeGROOT | Local News | Contact A cheap hose fitting has confirmed that it really is counting down the hours until
Newly Declared Health Freak Relieved His Parmy Comes With A Pile Of Dry Mesclun Lettuce
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT After a solid three months of benders, local man Patrick Field has decided to officially swap
Personal Trainer Blissfully Unaware His Entire Family Use Him As The Example For “Shoulda Tried In School”
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT After spending countless years mindlessly wandering through life with a series of odd hospitality jobs, a