Word Of The Week: Apricity (The Beautiful Warmth Of The Winter Sun)
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With Naplan scores dropping and literacy seemingly slipping away in an age of autocorrect, The Betoota
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First-Year Ringer Foolishly Tells Station Pilot It’s His First Time In A Chopper
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Known around the area for his quiet, simple and stoic disposition, Micheal Rex made
Thirsty Merc Counting Down The Days To Peak Summertime Music Royalty Season
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT As the days stretch out and the heats sets in, many Australians look forward to the
Parents Proudly Watch Son Head Off To Drink In The Park With Mates For The First Time
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Sporting a clinking backpack and a quiet disposition that makes eye contact all but
Report: Your Third Sneeze Isn’t Getting A Third ‘Bless You’, Get Your Shit Together
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recent report by the Australian Medical Association has found that no one is required to
Local Homebrewer Reckons His First Ever Batch Of Pale Ale Is The Best He’s Tasted
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Receiving the homebrewing kit for his birthday in August, one local waterproofer turned brewmaster
Disheartened Donald Trump Doesn’t Even Feel Like Pegging Darts At Servants Anymore
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT With time running out for departing US President Donald Trump to demand the recounts and proceedings
Local Woman Can’t Tell If She Likes Song Or It’s Just Been Drummed Into Her Brain
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Council administrator Eileen Coulter (26) doesn’t know what to believe anymore after finding herself drumming
Hotel Lobby Persists With Grand Piano In Case Michael Buble Ever Stops By For A Night Cap
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In the Betoota CBD you will find The Royal North Colony Hotel est 1891, a timeless
Report: Pop Actually Doesn’t Know Where The Washing Machine Is Located
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT “Is it in the shed?” asks grandfather of six Bob Drummond (82) with the indifference of
Boyfriend Relieved To Find Out Life’s Woes Are Caused By Balls Of Gas In Space
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Like many Australians with a respiratory system, recently redundant e-commerce specialist Garth Gould (32) of
‘You Wouldn’t Understand What It’s Like’ Says Bloke Who Did 18 Months In The Army Reserves
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local aspiring jock who never quite reached the heights of local first-grade footy has
The Betoota Advocate Pays Tribute To Betoota Mutts 400-Game-Legend, Steve ‘Mudguts’ Maguire
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Betoota Advocate would like to formally congratulate Betoota Mutts legend Steve ‘Mudguts’ Maguire on reaching