I Mean, We Could've Just Taxed Gas
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Federal Treasurer Jim Chalmers has handed down the Albanese government's fifth and most ambitious
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Sex Scandal Worsens After Revelations Alan Tudge Officially Fucked 400,000 Other People
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Federal Government’s sex scandal has taken another turn today, with more damning revelations about
Serial Killer Sprees Banned In South Australia Until New Outbreak Under Control, Says Premier
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Uh oh, sorry serial killers, it’s not open season in South Australia anymore. The bad
New Zealand Heads Back Into Lockdown After Second Consecutive All Blacks Loss
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Our neighbours across the ditch are facing a grim couple of weeks after a fresh national
Bloke Who Worshipped The Jocks In High School Naturally Progresses To Becoming A Club Promoter
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT In high school, local bloke Jake Hollingworth had been somewhat of a dweeb as he was
What’s It About? Who’s That?’ What?’ ‘I Love That Actor Don’t I’ Asks Mum During Movie
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT All local woman Lindsay Moore wanted to do was sit down and watch a movie with
Toowoomba Man Hides Lack Of Chopstick Skills With Subtle Stabbing Technique
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A relatively worldly Darling Downs man has today employed a secret technique used by those who
Report: Nobody Quite Sure Why Small TV In Local Pub Plays Extreme Sports On Loop
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A damning report into the local hospitality industry has outlined a number of shocking shortcomings – including
Nonna Betrays Grandchildren With Frozen Tomato Sauce In Ice Cream Container
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local grandson has been distraught to learn that the blue tub in his nonna’s
Kevin Rudd Spotted Fraternising With Sudanese Gangs In Melbourne, Says Andrew Bolt
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT For ex-Prime Ministers of Australia, job opportunities are as plentiful as they are rewarding with many
Salim Mehajer Nominated For Next NSW Premier
FRANKIE DeGROOT | Local News | Contact As NSW Premier, Gladys Berejiklian continues a proud tradition upheld by almost every single NSW
Scientists Still No Closer To Finding Out Why Anybody Would Intentionally Watch Televised Golf
FRANKIE DeGROOT | Local News | Contact Scientists from CSIRO’s Behavioural Analysis Division have been forced to admit they still have
Garage Sale Shut Down Due To Lack Of Sex And The City Boxed Set
FRANKIE DeGROOT | Local News | Contact When young couple Stella and Jamie Arkus decided to have a garage sale, they were