I Mean, We Could've Just Taxed Gas
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Federal Treasurer Jim Chalmers has handed down the Albanese government's fifth and most ambitious
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Respect Our Troops Says Man Refusing To Listen To Troops Speaking Out About War Crimes
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Local patriot Phil Smith has today lashed out at the ‘air-conditioned inner-city office snowflakes who are
Trump Admits 239,000 Elderly Voters Could Have Helped
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT In a rare act of self-reflection, future former US President Donald J. Trump has admitted to
Scientists Discover Traces Of Dangerous Virus In New Pile Of Victorian Sewage
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Scientists in Victoria have today made a shocking discovery. While running some routine checks on local
No-Win-No-Fee Compensation Lawyers Rush To Mars After Water Discovered On Surface
FRANKIE DeGROOT | Local News | Contact In a timely validation of the viability of commercial space travel, a rocket entirely built
Trump Finally Concedes 1983 America’s Cup Loss
FRANKIE DeGROOT | Local News | Contact In an unprecedented admission, Future Former President Trump has finally conceded that the 1983 America’
You Scrub Up All Right’ Closest Thing To A Compliment Regional Dad Is Capable Of
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT A local regional dad has today shown an uncharacteristically tender side to his personality after his
Closing Individual Tabs After Finishing An Assignment Far More Satisfying Than Exiting Browser
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT Staring intermittently at the clock on her computer, local woman Sam Thompson mindlessly taps away at
Bloke Who Has Been To Europe Before Would Love A Ham And Cheese Cwosssson Thanks Love
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT Local bloke Ryan Hayes was one of the lucky few who were able to squeeze in
Bored Empty Nester Tosses Up Between Reading A Murder Novel Or Being Radicalised By Sky News
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT Though she spent a solid twenty years complaining about her children, local mum Liz Campbell now
Trump Demands Recount After Missing Out On RSL Meat Tray
FRANKIE DeGROOT | Local News | Contact In an unexpected development, President Trump has caused a spectacle at the historic Betoota RSL
Unconditionally Loyal Mates Lie And Say He Doesn’t Deserve What She’s Done To Him
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Central Betoota was the sight of an enormous gesture of friendship today as loyal mates of
Report: Better Let This Pan Soak Overnight, Or Until Someone Else Has To Deal With It
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recent report by the CSIRO has found that a particularly tough pan or pot is