“Oh God That’s Horrendous” Says Mum From Comfort Of Decade Old Fuzzy Dressing Gown
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT As Australian Fashion Week (AFW) gets underway, Mums around the nation are embracing their inner Tyra
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Teenager Tries Vape Just To See If They Like Lifetime Of Nicotine Addiction
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Betoota Heights teenager Melanie Sousa (15) has dipped her toes into the world of vices today
Scotty From Marketing Quietly Gives Up Trying To Get China To Apologise For That Meme
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Making an executive decision on behalf of the team, it has been revealed that Scotty from
Weekly News Bulletin – The Situation In Perth, The Sydney Exodus, Collingwood’s Racism Report And More – February 5
Clancy Overell, Errol Parker and Wendell Hussey wrap up all the biggest stories from the week – live from the Budgy Smuggler Booth in downtown Betoota.
Kid With Nits Easily Identifiable By Overpowering Stench Of Eucalyptus
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT Speaking in hushed tones, a group of local mums are today conspiring about whose heathen child
Kid At Wedding Has Had Enough
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A small child spoke freely with The Advocate yesterday during a local wedding, saying he’d
Local Woman Decides To Keep 4th iPhone Box In Drawer In Case She Needs To Read Paper Instructions
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT If you were to look at Tegan Reynolds bedroom, you’d never have thought the clean
Christmas Decorations Still Hanging Passive-Aggressively In Sharehouse
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT While pitiful to begin with, the Christmas decorations hanging in a French Quarter share house are
Rupert’s Revenge, Craig Kelly’s New Job, And The NRL Boss’s Phone Call To The Dragons – February 4
Errol Parker and Wendell Hussey kick off another day in news, live from the Budgy Smuggler Booth.
Report: If The Government Phases Out Diesel Vehicles, How Will This B&S Warrior Get The Moot?
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Betoota Plains man Brett Wilson has today raised an important question. If diesel and petrol vehicles
Chief Medical Officer Resigns After Some Compelling Arguments From Failed Furniture Salesman
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some breaking news from the nation’s capital today, the Chief Medical Officer (CMO) has
McGuire Acts Swiftly Following Racism Report And Hires Sam Newman As Head Of Racial Harmony
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the fallout from the damning report into the culture of racism at Collingwood continues, Eddie
Warnie Weighs Into Toastie Scandal: I Would Never Have Eaten A Meal On The Bench In My Day
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Former Australian legend Shane Warne has today had his say on the toasted sandwich saga. The