"How Do You Like Those Melons?" - PM Might Just Euthanise Legacy Media With Proper Gambling Reform
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia's legacy media publishers are this week looking like a victim of their own
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Patchy Moustache Teenager Lights Up Fully Kitted Out LowLux On Bruce Highway Exit Ramp
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A 19-year-old electrician’s apprentice wearing a Unit flat brim has been given a
Conservationists Update Local Fish Diet To Include Carelessly Tossed Ciggies
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact As our natural environment changes around us, so do the plants and animals that also call
PM: “Good Thing I Acknowledged Tel Aviv As Capital When I Did”
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact As the ongoing violence in Gaza continues, Prime Minister Scott Morrison has finally weighed in. “In
Mum Cleans House In Preparation For The Cleaner
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Mum doesn’t often treat herself to offloading domestic duties. Sometimes dad picks up the slack,
Girls Drinks Goes Into Overdrive As So Fresh 2002 Comes On
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | CONTACT Imagine an out of tune cacophony of 27-year-old women singing along to What Would
Bulldogs Plan To Win Game In Ultimate Magic Round Sorcery
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact Hold on to your witch hats, because the Canterbury Bulldogs have revealed a whimsical wazoo of
Brisbane’s Cocaine Dealers Forced To Put On Hundreds Of Extra Staff For Magic Round Weekend
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The River City’s Cocaine Industry is currently being run off its feet today. With the
Recently Single Woman Becomes Fully Versed With Every Personality Disorder Known To Man
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT When local woman Evie Williams finally cut the cord with her childhood sweetheart, she thought diving
Dutton Checks On His Favourite Family, Matt Damon Backs A Donkey & An Apprentice Told Off – May 13
Clancy Overell and Wendell Hussey kick off another day in news, live from the Desert Rock FM studio
Apprentice Shows Off Attention Span As He Rapidly Scrolls TikTok At Full Volume Over Smoko
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A Betoota Heights Apprentice has just been told to fucking pull his head it can be
Matt Damon Asks US TV Hosts To Hold Up A Sec So He Can Get On Race 2 At Mackay Before It Jumps
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A couple of American Breakfast TV hosts hoping for some front-page gossip have had an
Government In Debt From Protecting Baby Boomer’s Lungs Now Focused On Protecting Their Assets
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact With the pandemic slowly moving into the rearview locally, the Federal Government has turned its attention