"How Do You Like Those Melons?" - PM Might Just Euthanise Legacy Media With Proper Gambling Reform
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia's legacy media publishers are this week looking like a victim of their own
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North Melbourne Kangaroos Plan Day Trip Through Whittlesea In Hope Of Cancelling Season
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The Canterbury Bankstown Bulldogs and Waratahs of the AFL have today tried a bold new tactic
Motormouth Boyfriend Thinks Most Interesting Aspect Of Movie Is Where He’s Seen Actors Before
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT A local boyfriend has this week managed to ruin a movie by becoming a human IMDB.
Intern Patiently Waits Until 5:05 To Pack Up Desk So They Don’t Look Too Eager To Leave
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT A local journalism student has recently learnt the hard way that nobody really gives a crap
Report: 90% Of Crusty White Dogs Named Either Molly Or Coco
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT A new survey has confirmed that 90% of crusty white dogs are named either Molly or
Monster Swell Off Gold Coast Results In Outbreak Of Gastro Through Region’s Roofing Industry
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact As the city of Melbourne rapidly tries to get on top of a spicy cough cluster
Melbourne Man Informs His Mates That Monday Night Blowout Is On
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact “Get down here, now!” That’s the message that’s just been sent out to 10-
Boomer Journo Pens Unbiased Opinion Piece On All This Cryptocurrency Stuff That Terrifies Him
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A local multi-property owning older Australian has today dealt the world of digital currency a
Clive Palmer Is Stuck In An Empty Pool And He Can’t Get Out
ERROL PARKER| Editor-at-large | Contact Larger-than-life Queenslander and mining magnate Clive Palmer is stuck in an olympic-
Man Avoids Unnecessary Human Interaction By Pretending To Be On The Phone
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Dennis Acton was strolling through Machattie Park in leafy Betoota Heights yesterday afternoon to
Suburban Motorist Shows Working Class Solidarity By Giving Two-Finger-Wave To Stop Go Man
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local motorist, Josh Croucher (34) is high on life after today’s interaction with a traffic
Report: Pushing Drunk Mate Into Somebody’s Nice Hedge Is Always Hilarious
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recent report by the CSIRO has found that the height of one-off, situational drunken
Local Woman Reaches Pivotal Point In Adulthood Where She Actually Enjoys Going To Pillow Talk
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT Local woman, Alyssa Thompson is now at the pivotal age where finds herself going to bars