"How Do You Like Those Melons?" - PM Might Just Euthanise Legacy Media With Proper Gambling Reform
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia's legacy media publishers are this week looking like a victim of their own
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Oh No: Best Man’s Speech Got Enough Laughs For Him To Actually Give Stand-Up A Whirl
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact Local best man Jake Star (33) has received a potentially life changing confidence boost as wedding
LNP Urged To Treat Dying Planet As Seriously As Dying Fossil Fuel Industries
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact As Australian politicians continue to sue for defamation instead of doing something about climate change, the
Regional Dad Offers Monosyllabic Words Of Approval To Daughter’s New Outfits
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT A regional dad has had to press mute on the footy he was watching, to offer
Brisbane To Add Gender Reveal Burnouts Event If Olympics Bid Successful
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact As bidding for the rights to host the 2032 Olympics continues, the Queensland capital Brisbane looks
Coffee Cups Artistically Tossed Across Park Really Adds To The Atmos Of Local Man’s Lunch
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A local man has witnessed the best of humanity today, as he chewed through an overpriced
Opposing Fourth Grade Teams Form Agreement Not To Tackle Anybody On The Cricket Pitch
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Betoota Mutts fourth-grade side are scheduled to play the Adavale Pigeons this
Local Woman Wishes Her Sexy Flu Voice Could Have Stuck Around For The Weekend
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT As she snorts and sniffles into a tissue, local woman Lisa Raynor thinks back to simpler
Report: Country Pubs Not Named The Royal Or The Courthouse Actually Just Wine Bars
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recent report by the Australian Hoteliers Association has found that any pub in a town
Local Child Sinks Into Car Seat After Failing To Alert Mum Of Any Upcoming Servo Stations
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT Local child Jessie Manners had one job. One job and she fucked it. It’s said
QLD Government Purchases 100 Old Nokia Batteries To Sure Up State’s Electricity Supply
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The Queensland Government has today announced it’s strongest commitment yet to future proofing the state’
Salesman At Airport Gate Talking About Payroll Software Conference Like It’s Coachella
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Local payroll systems sales representative, Gil Milat (53) appears to be approaching orgasm today, as he
Failing Headlight Bulb Heroically Clings To Life Until Day Before Rego Inspection
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT In a touching display of strength and determination, a failing headlight bulb has just made it