"How Do You Like Those Melons?" - PM Might Just Euthanise Legacy Media With Proper Gambling Reform
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia's legacy media publishers are this week looking like a victim of their own
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Barnaby Fires Up Phone Camera To Rant About Big Government After Being Fined For Not Wearing Mask
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The man in charge of the country while the boss is away is today preparing a
“You Don’t Need To Tell Me How Ordinary Lockdown Is!” Says Isolating Leader Of Unjabbed Nation
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The ever relatable Prime Minister has today informed the public that he ‘gets it.’ Speaking from
Report: 8 In A Row
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT That’s right. * 8 straight. 11 out of 12 series. Don’t ever forget it. This
Bloke Officially Becomes Responsible Adult By Using Whipped Cream Dispenser For Its Intended Purpose
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT A well-known pinger rat has officially hung up his party shoes and become a respectable
Mate Crosses Line With Unnecessarily Brutal And Directly Targeted ‘Never Have I Ever’
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT When it comes to alcohol related party games, none are quite as dangerous as ‘Never have
Bloke Gets Nutritional Value Out Of Nutri Grain By Eating The Box
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Betoota Ponds fitness junkie Peter Papadopolous (30) chowed down some serious iron man food this morning
Intense Gambling Ad Marathon Interrupted By Footy
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A family evening watching free to air Gambling Ads has unfortunately been interrupted by grown men
0.3cm Of Cold Coffee Staying In Cup Until Freelancer’s Ready To Leave Cafe
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT An ambiguously titled ‘Digital Creative’ has found a loophole in the hospitality system in Betoota’s
Baby Going On Like It’s The First Person To Ever Grow Teeth
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT At only eight months old, Harper Robertson of Betoota Heights is giving her parents a run
Red Flag As Grown Man Asks For Snapchat Instead Of Phone Number
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT A local woman has today been lucky enough to receive a warning shot, before agreeing to
Friday Drinks Gain Serious Momentum After A Couple Of The All-Time Greats Come Steaming In
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A group of old mates are currently texting their girlfriends and mothers to ask what the
Excited Teacher Veers Slightly Off Curriculum With Youtube Video Of 1995 Origin Biff
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT An excited year 10 science teacher at Betoota High School, has been unable to hide his