"How Do You Like Those Melons?" - PM Might Just Euthanise Legacy Media With Proper Gambling Reform
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia's legacy media publishers are this week looking like a victim of their own
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Usually Comfy Bed Becomes Cruel And Unfamiliar Upon Sensing A Hangover
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT An act of bedding betrayal has taken place in Betoota today as hungover resident Jamie Parkes
Lockdown Protestor Torn Between Anti-Mask Stance And Being Identified Immediately
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT As attendees of last weekend’s lockdown protest in Sydney continue to be identified by the
Grandpa Kev Slaps On The L Plates And Takes Scotty Down To Showground For A Driving Lesson
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Former Prime Minister Kevin Rudd has handed our current PM another valuable lesson today. With Scotty
Boys Are On Here
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Thanks to the efforts of Izaac Stubblety-Cook this morning, it can be confirmed that the
Nation’s Nans Rejoice At The Dulcet Tones Of Their Darling Thorpey Commentating
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Nans around Australia have a smile wider than an Olypian’s arm span upon hearing the
IOC Flies In A Bunch Of Aussie Mums With Stopwatches To Sort Out Tokyo’s Time Keeping Issues
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The International Olympic Committee has taken a huge step today to try and sure up confidence
2-0 For The Tassie Terminator
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Ariarne Titmus has done it again! The Tassie Terminator has just stormed home once again to
Report: Fuck Yeah Kaylee
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact That’s the sentiment coming out of the nation of Australia and the Olympic Village in
With 175 New Cases, This Sydney Socialite Honestly Still Thinks She’s Getting Out On Friday
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A Sydney woman has today proven once again, that fact can often be stranger than fiction.
Entire Nation Channels The Same Energy As Titmus’s Coach On That Final 50
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The nation of Australia is today celebrating another historic victory, with Ariarne Titmus bringing home Gold
IOC Confirm That Having A Generic English Commentator On Every Single Sport Is Mandatory
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The International Olympic Committee has moved to clarify an important TV viewership issue today. Speaking from
Local Man Finds Himself Placing Bets On 10m Female Air Rifle Event
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local punter, Greg Waterman (35) has spent the last 12 hours placing wildly unfounded bets on