"How Do You Like Those Melons?" - PM Might Just Euthanise Legacy Media With Proper Gambling Reform
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia's legacy media publishers are this week looking like a victim of their own
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Scotty Withdraws WA Cavemen Comments: “I Forgot My Friends At Rio Tinto Blew Up All Their Caves”
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In one of the stranger stories of recent times, the nation’s Prime Minister has today
Late 20s Woman Finally Gives Up Dreams Of Having A 100-Year-Old Vampire Fall In Love With Her
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT Today marks a very sad day for local woman Kate Langdon. The day she finally acknowledged
Distressed Nation Once Again Comforted By The Warm Hug Of A Euphoric Gold Medal Streak
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some welcome news for the nation, we’ve got another Gold Rush this afternoon. As
Brisbane Man Pops Out Of His Cave To Hunt For Some Yum Cha In A Busy Shopping Precinct
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man in the Southern Corner of Queensland has today set off to track down
Brisbane Man Pops Out Of His Cave To Hunt For Some Yum Cha In A Busy Shopping Precinct
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man in the Southern Corner of Queensland has today set off to track down
“Funny Looking Cave” Says Perth Man Enjoying A Beer At The Pub Before A Movie With Mates
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Perth man has responded to the Australian Prime Minister’s comments about his state yesterday.
“We’re Moving Faster Than Anyone” Says Minister Whose Jab Roll-Out Is On Par With Kazakhstan
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT While Newcastle Sydney and Wollongong (NSW) are still facing an indefinite period in lockdown as a
Wests Tigers In Danger Of Missing Out On 9th Spot For Second Year Running
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With a couple of weeks left of the 2021 NRL season, the writing is now crystal
New Zealand Stock Exchange Wipes Almost 40% Of Its Value In $35 Bloodbath
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The New Zealand Stock Exchange suffered one of its worst days in recent history
PM Who Said Getting Jabbed Wasn’t A Race Tells Nation We Can’t Stay In The Cave Forever
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Prime Minister has offered up some leadership today, in the form of vague politically motivated
Mum Confirms Times are Tough By Asking You For A Drag
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Mum has confirmed that things are well truly f’d in the a by coming up
Locked Down Man Just Forgets To Wake Up For A Day Or Two
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Sydney man Deangelo Moran (34) has finally given in to lockdown temptation and has straight up