Government Under Fire For Offering Bonus Bets During Census
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Federal Government has tonight been forced to defend a controversial feature of the national census.
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Dutton’s Defamation Trial Finds That He Has Feelings, And He Doesn’t Like Them Being Hurt
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation’s Defence Minister has today succeeded in getting 35,000 dollars out of an
Greyhound Driver Hits Intercom To Tell Surprisingly Interesting Yarn About This Stretch Of Highway
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle| CONTACT A greyhound driver has today held an entire bus captive to his random musings, including some
Last Remaining CSIRO Scientists Rush To Show Queen Jacqui Some Reports On This Climate Change Thing
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT After making headlines for sticking it to the major parties and One Nation, Jacqui Lambie has
Bureau Of Meteorology Declares Hot Girl Summer To Be Postponed Until 2022
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT In sad news, the Bureau of Meteorology has today declared that hot girl summer is postponed
Bob Sinclair Finally Coming To Terms With The Fact We Might Not Be The Love Generation
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT While many are looking to the future with some hope that the worst of this spicy
Independent Tassie Senator Displays More Energy And Leadership Than Both Major Parties Combined
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As another run-of-the-mill week of politics chugs along, Jacqui Lambie has once again
Brisbane Real Estate Agent Forecasts A Bitta Snow On Friday Too If Ya Know What I’m Sayin Boys
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT A Brisbane real estate agent has today shown he may have a career in meteorology, by
Pope Francis Walks Out Of Interview With Ch7 After Reporter Admits He Hasn’t Read The Bible
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT After a rough 24 hours, Channel 7 has taken another hit today, with a second high-
New Zealand Officially In Recession After All Blacks Second Straight Loss
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Jacinda Ardern has greeted the people of New Zealand with a rather sobering message today, declaring
Sadistic Millennial Puts A Wests Tigers Bumper Sticker On Their Corolla
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Proving that some Millenials do in fact enjoy oppression, Generation Y member Arnie Koscho (25) has
Odd Assortment Of Stolen Pub Glassware Fair Indication He’s Not Ready To Settle Down Yet
TRACEY BENDIGNER | Culture | Contact A local girl has had her suspicions confirmed this evening after opening up the glasses cupboard
3-Ply TP in Guest Bathroom Fair Sign Mate’s Parents Are Loaded
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT‘ A local man enjoyed a porcelain ponder this morning, hypothesizing about just how rich