Club Playmaker Cops A Spray For Skipping Weekend Footy To Propose To His Girlfriend
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT One of Betoota’s most exciting young halfbacks is expected to be sanctioned this
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Barnaby Joyce Demands Any Nationals Leadership Challenges Be Made In The Form Of A Boat Race
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Leader of the Nationals has today laid down the law to his colleagues. Barnaby Joyce
Liberal Staffers Forced To Order Batch Of New Mirrors As Dutton Begins Working On His Smile
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT There’s been little rest for the people behind Peter Dutton, with their work going into
“These Teals Are Funded By Billionaires” Says Bloke Who’s Never Once Let Gina Pay For Lunch
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation’s former Deputy Prime Minister has once again offered up his take on the
Random Souths Guy Spotted At Major Diplomatic Meeting
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In a world-first, a Random Souths Guy has been spotted at a huge international meeting today.
Inner-City White Boy Amps Up For Mid-Week Indoor Volleyball Clash With New Kendrick Lamar Album
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT One of Betoota Grove’s most ruthless indoor volleyball talents is getting in the
Pocock Secures The Turnover
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Former Wallabies captain David Pocock has this week shown a blistering return to form. However, while
Office Worker’s Current Monday Afternoon Existential Crisis Might Stem From Huge Weekend
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A youngish man broke the monotony of an afternoon from hell by retiring to the restroom
Adam Bandt Rolls A Celebratory Baseball Bat And Spends Sunday Arvo Watching Rick And Morty
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Leader of the Greens is basking in his success this week, it can be confirmed.
Liberals Convene To Discuss Whether Making 51% Of Population Feel Like Shit Is A Bad Strategy
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the fallout from Saturday night’s horror election loss continues, the Liberal Party of Australia
Big Weekend For Teams That Don’t Win That Much
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the dust settles on another weekend, confirmation has arrived that it was a historic one.
Queenslander Looks Down His Nose At Those Rednecks In Victoria Who Only Elected 1 Greens MP
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man has revealed his disappointment at the state of the nation today. Speaking to
Election Results: It’s Officially Not His Job
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some breaking news from the world of politics, Scott Morrison has confirmed that it is