Swans Fan Thrilled 4pm Game Comes With Perfect Lighting For Social Content
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT An eastern suburbs micro influencer has been spotted skipping down Moore Park Road today,
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Local Orchestral Trombonist Admits Jeffrey Dahmer Series Not Helping Struggling Love Life
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local musician is cursing Netflix this week, admitting the latest Jeffrey Dahmer series
Nation Rushes To The Pub As Starter’s Gun Fires On 2022 Silly Season
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact And we are off and racing. That’s right, the starter’s gun has officially been
Recession Time! Society Based On Capitalism Continues Its Perpetual State Of Crisis
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact The World Bank, the US Federal Reserve and pretty much everyone else is about 95% sure
James Webb Telescope Discovers Supermassive Black Hole At Qantas Customer Service HQ
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact The James Webb Space Telescope has made a startling discovery. It has revealed the presence of
Sydney Man Dreams Of Which Glorious 3 Bedder He Could Buy If He Wins The $160 Million Powerball
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A man from our nation’s festering sore of Sydney has today opened up about some
Local Bloke Says His Rig Is Also Experiencing High Inflation Levels Thanks To This Damn Recession
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A local man has today revealed to The Advocate just how far and wide this financial
Wife Genuinely Considering Applying For The Block After Re-Painting Guest Bedroom Over Weekend
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A Betoota Heights woman is today considering a huge challenge, after a big weekend of DIY.
“What Can We Sell” Asks Jim Chalmers, Channeling His Inner Paul Keating
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The nation’s Treasurer is deep in thought this morning, after a hectic 24 hours of
Hordes Of Incels Who’ve Never Watched A Quarter Of Netball Suddenly Concerned For Game’s Future
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The game of netball has this week received support from an army of fans it never
Liberals Criticise Government For Not Including Even A Few Billion For Pointless Carparks In Budget
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The nation’s Shadow Treasurer has today let the country know that he is NOT a
Sky News Hosts Just Absolutely Fed Up With All Of These Woke Snowflakes Condemning Genocide
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A local Sky News hack has today revealed to The Advocate that he’s had just
Jamaica Rugby League World Cup Team Yet To Inspire Classic Film Despite All Being Ex-Sprinters
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Unlike other unlikely Jamaican teams of world sporting events past, the Jamaican Rugby League World Cup