Wests Tigers Fan Relieved He Hasn’t Had A Mental Breakdown That Caused Six Weeks Of Delusions
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A Tigers fan has been relieved to discover that he is still living in reality and
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“See How We Go, No Plans” Lies Coworker Who Plans To Spend Entire Weekend Playing PS5
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Betoota Heights man has done his best Pinocchio impression today, by telling all of his
Bloke Who Missed Referendum Meeting To Attend Pell’s Funeral Demands More Details Once Again
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation’s Opposition Leader has today revealed he’s getting tired of repeating himself. Peter
War Criminal Mourns Pedophile
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some sad news from the Harbour city of Sydney, a war criminal has been forced
St Mary’s Cathedral Unveil New Public Urinal
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Catholic Archdiocese of Sydney has been praised today, after unveiling a touching new tribute to
Dutton Begins Gruelling Task Of Modernising Liberal Party By Attending Pell’s Funeral
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation’s Federal Opposition Leader has today rolled up his sleeves and set about trying
“Just Drop It Fuck Ya” – Short Mate Doesn’t Have An Issue With Being Vertically Challenged Okay
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT It’s not fucking funny, alright. That’s the message that came out of a Betoota
Student Slumlord Experiences Involuntary Climax From China’s Snap Decision To Ban Online Studies
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact In the murky grey areas that exist completely outside of the country’s real estate laws,
WA Radioactive Capsule Reportedly Just A Long Forgotten Lunch Box With Left Over Butter Chicken
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Democratic people’s Republic of Western Australia has just let out a massive sigh of
Kindergarten Teacher Sighs As First Wave Of Kids Called ‘Doja’ And ‘Dua’ Arrive
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Eyebrows are being raised in a demountable classroom at West Betoota Primary this morning
“Surprise Surprise” Laugh Nation’s Parents As Marie Kondo Reveals She’s Given Up On Tidying
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some inevitable news which comes as a surprise to no one in particular, Marie Kondo
Universally Loved Athlete Unites Sporting World With Euphoric Comeback Win
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Sports fans across the nation and the world are joyful dancing around in unison today, after
An Australian Artist Should Be Number One Explains Man Who Didn’t Vote In Hottest 100
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local lightning rod has caused a bit of stir today, despite there not being a