Olympic Gymnast Team Scouts Logan Kid Doing Backys On Hazardous Non-Enclosed Trampoline
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT The Australian gymnastic team has reportedly scouted a potential prodigy in the unassuming suburbs of Logan.
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AFR Geniuses Confirm CommBank Making $10.2 Billion Profit Is All Part Of Controlling Inflation
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The great minds at our nation’s most prominent economic publication, have today moved to quell
Report: Naked Coffee Hardest Part About Quitting Darts
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A report by QuitLine has confirmed that the absolute hardest part about quitting darts is having
Logical And Rational Engineer Prays To The A.I Gods That They Will Find A Way To Bypass Architects
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT After a testing morning at work, local man Brendan Smith is trying to have a conversation
Man Comes To Terms With Ageing By Admitting He Likes ‘Pistachio Flavour’
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A Betoota man has made peace with his slow shuffle towards the grave by realising he
Lifelong Holden Guy Sensationally Converted To A Foord Fan
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The impact of the Matildas historic win last night has reached staggering new heights, it can
Denmark Happiness Index Plummets to 99.2% Following Round Of 16 Defeat To The Renters
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Danes woke up in their socialist utopia to defeat following their team’s 2-0 loss to
Woman Who Would Like A Greyhound But Smaller And Terrified Every Waking Moment Finds Perfect Pet In Whippet
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A French Quarter woman has finally found the right pet for herself this week, after her
Equally Paid US Women’s National Team Perform Equally As Shit As Their Men’s Team
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The United States’ National Football Team has today re-affirmed its commitment to gender equality – by making
Nan Throws Out Iconic Danish Biscuit Tin In Show Of Solidarity With Matildas
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Betoota Heights grandmother of 11 has today shown her colours, and issued a huge statement
“The Voice Will Undermine Our Democracy” Says Man Who Spent 13 Years Illegally In Office As A Foreign Citizen
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The twice former Leader of the National Party has today spoken out about one of the
Local Media Person Actually Heads Back Into Work After Friday Lunch
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some shocking news from Betoota’s French Quarter today, a local media person has returned
“Who Cares About The Women’s World Cup” Says Sydney Roosters Fan With Entire Bay Of SCG To Himself
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A husky and witty local gent has today indulged the internet in another one of his