Local Woman With Burning Desire To Accidentally Spend $100 Decides To Visit Chemist Warehouse
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT Local Betoota woman, Tahlia Nowak woke up this morning with a seriously strong urge to buy
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Blue Blood Farm Boy Wants To Throw It All Away For The Cute Townie Working At Maccas
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In a shocking society news this morning, Hugo Montgomery, the scion of the affluent Montgomery Farms,
Builder Enjoys A Moment Proudly Surveying Row Of Glorified Tents He Built Shortly Before Company Is Phoenixed
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Esteemed local builder Darren Thomas paused this afternoon to admire his latest masterpiece. A row of
Coal Power Plant Groans Under The Strain Of Man’s Extremely Inefficient Space Heater On Full Blast
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Betoota Heights resident Daniel Thompson has unwittingly pushed the Henning-Remienko Power Station to its limits by
Family Dog Sees Owners Finally Getting On Top Of Finances So He Decides To Eat Some Grapes
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local dog has taken it upon himself to eat about 20 grapes earlier today, completely
Call Local Man Old Fashioned But He Liked His Greens Chained To Bulldozers Instead Of Defacing War Memorials
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact An unremarkable local man has told The Advocate today that he might be old-fashioned but he
Laws To Ban Live Bogan Exports By 2028 Introduced To Parliament Following Lengthy Debate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Legislation to ban the live bogan trade has been introduced to Federal Parliament this week, sending
Barnaby Credits New Youthful Appearance To Giving Up The Grog and Darts
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Former Nationals leader Barnaby Joyce has credited his newfound youthful appearance to a significant lifestyle change:
Bored Regional Youth Uses Ethical Lifehack Of Getting A Job And Buying Their Own Car Instead Of Just Stealing One
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A bored teenager from Betoota Heights has shocked the local community by discovering a revolutionary lifehack:
NRL Scriptwriters Receive Logie Nomination For State Of Origin Miniseries
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The NRL scriptwriters have been nominated for a Logie Award for their work on the State
Rex Celebrates Soaring Above Virgin, Jetstar In Global Airline Rankings With Esky Of Cold Crownies, Complimentary Smokes On Every Flight
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Regional Express (Rex) Airlines has risen to 50th in the Skytrax Global Airline ranking, soaring above
Man Ponders How Bloke Got Into The Club Wearing A Pair Of Tasmanian School Shoes
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Patrons at the Betoota Heights Golf Club were left confused last night after a bloke managed
Sound Of A Hundred Beer Cans Cracking Heard Outside Australian Team Hotel As Afghanistan Pull It Off
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In a scene that perfectly captured the highs and lows of international cricket, the air outside