Delusional Australian Insists He's Going To Stay Up To Date With International Soccer Moving Forward
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A delusional Australian man insists he is going to pick a European club and stay up
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PM Glad To Be Off To Laos Where Making A Joke About Tourettes Would Be An Absolute Hit
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Prime Minister Anthony Albanese is off to Laos this evening for the ASEAN-Australia
Bloke Who Claims To Be Into His Fishing Doesn’t Even Have 10 Opened Packets Of Nuclear Chicken Soft Plastics Scattered Throughout The Boot Of His Station Wagon
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Local man Greg Simmons has had his fishing credentials called into question today, after
Office Footy Tipping Won Again By Colleague Who Doesn’t Follow It Or Even Care
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate’s NRL footy tipping competition has been won again by Santosh from
Cheap Scottish Imitation Of Powderfinger Announce Two Shows In Australia
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In a shocking display of global cultural imperialism, legendary Glaswegan band Oasis, widely known
“Why Do I Have To Pay So Much Tax?” Says Sanctimonious Bunghole Who’s Never Set Foot In A NICU
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact An idiot from our town’s freshly developed Heights area has complained this morning
Storm’s Accountant Dumps Hard Drive Into The Yarra Anyway
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | Contact A Mercedes Benz G-class is sitting idle outside Hamer Hall tonight, as it
Matt Denny Returns To Allora To Open Matt Denny Disc Golf Course, Next To The Matt Denny Pie Shop, Over The Street From Matt Denny Rural Supplies
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The small town of Allora, Queensland, is once again gearing up to celebrate its
Vet Forced To Clarify That No, He Didn’t Go To Afghanistan, He Is An Animal Repairman
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Momentary confusion filled the beer garden of the Gelded Seahorse Hotel in the French
Chrome Dome Debuts Backwards Cap
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One of our town’s baldest men has debuted a tasteful backwards cap today
Mike Cannon-Brookes Is Building The World’s Tallest Wooden Structure Because He Cannot Afford Concrete
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Tech entrepreneur and part-time corporate raider Michael (Mike) Cannon-Brookes is building the
City Worker Rises From Thursday Night Drinks To See Nedd Brockmann’s Already Run The Equivalent Of Sydney To Newcastle
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A doughy city worker spurred his ageing meat sack to life this morning around
Local Kangaroo Decides Speeding Orb Of Light Speeding Through Paddock Warrants Further Investigation
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local kangaroo has reportedly made the bold decision to investigate a speeding orb