Smug Englishman Made Even More Annoying By His Admittedly Good Taste In Music
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A smug Englishman has been made even more annoying with his undeniably good taste in music.
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Park Cricketer’s Dream Of Playing Test Cricket Still Alive After Watching Marnus Bowl Yesterday
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local father of two has today declared his cricketing ambitions are no longer rooted in
Man Earmarked As One Of The First Against The Wall When Society Collapses Finds The Perfect Car
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local chode, widely tipped to be among the first to go during any societal breakdown,
Eastern States Enjoy First Of Two Glorious Day/Night Test Matches This Summer
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The town’s city workers are taking full advantage of a rare scheduling treat this week,
Local Man Receives Annual ‘Love Actually’ Glare From Wife During The Necklace Scene
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man has once again found himself on the receiving end of a scathing glare
Gen X Rock Dawg Says Fuck It He’ll Rollerblade To Homebush For Pearl Jam
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Sydney-based Gen X rocker Dave “Davo” Thompson has declared he’ll rollerblade from Annandale to Homebush
Bunnings Says The Snipers On The Roof Are For Your Protection
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Bunnings has defended the use of snipers this week after the hardware giant was accused of
Jake ‘The Muss’ Heke To Fight Jake Paul In “Battle Of The Jakes” On The Footpath Outside The East Tamaki Tavern On March 19
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The New Zealand Tourism Office has announced a new promotional event designed to attract global attention.
Local Man Would Totally Buy That Rooted 2010 Prado For $40k If He Had The Money And Brain Damage
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact An impressionable apprentice from our town’s French Quarter has been successfully talked out of financing
Evil Worm Inside RFK Jnr’s Brain Keeps Telling Him To Grab That Policeman’s Gun Over There
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The evil worm that lives inside the new US Health Secretary’s brain keeps on telling
Massive Fucken Loser Insists On Wearing Cap Backwards When Only Cool Dudes Can Do It
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A renown dork from Betoota Heights has today drawn widespread criticism for his decision to wear
Virgin Sorry As They Move Man’s Flight Home For Christmas To Jan 3
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man has been left scratching his head this morning after Virgin moved his flight
Friendly Christian Kid Swears Oath To Uphold The Ancient Traditions Of The Red Frogs Ahead Of Schoolies Onslaught
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local school leaver from our town’s Heights district has sworn an oath to the