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WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With Naplan scores dropping and literacy seemingly slipping away in an age of autocorrect, The Betoota
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Mate Brings His Coworker To Pub And Fucks Up The Jugs-To-Boy Ratio
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact After twisting their arms, Glenn Kruger finally got the boys to change the post-
Clive Palmer credits Facebook renaissance to his media advisor Xzibit
1 March, 2017. 12:23 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Retired mining magnate and politician Clive Palmer revealed today
Local Polo Player Comes Out To Teammates As A Publicly-Educated, Catholic, NRL Fan
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact After being inspired by countless publicly-educated, working-class and Catholic rugby union players,
Dinner Ruined After Lunchtime Party Pie Burns Living Shit Out Of Mouth
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact An ordinary day on the tools has turned sour for one West Betootanese carpenter
Former class clown now enjoying rewarding career stealing copper wiring
28 February, 2017. 9:45 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact If your power has gone out in the past
Bloke named Sam can’t understand why local barista can’t spell his name right
28 February, 2017. 9:45 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact It’s enough to drive even the most blasé
Malcolm Turnbull reveals ‘all this business’ with Tony Abbott prevented him from enjoying The Oscars
28 February, 2017. 9:45 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Each year, the prime minister takes the time to
Cocky Ringer Given Rankest Pony On Plant After A Bit Of Chest Beating On Day One
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Fresh from a summer overseeing Norley via Thargomindah, a hotshot ringer has taken up
First-Year Uni Students Still Feverishly Taking Down Notes In Their Lectures
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Despite studying a wishy-washy journalism degree, a number of first-year students have
Indian cab driver receives ribbing after ribbing from drunk patrons over cricket result
27 February, 2017. 12:23 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The holder of one of Betoota’s first taxi
White Male Who Grew Up In Violent Foster Home Still Blind To His Privilege
26 February. 2017. 18:04 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Bouncing between foster homes until his 18th birthday, one
Study Concludes Robot Workers Spend Their Tax Returns Just As Recklessly As The Workers They Replace
26 February, 2017. 15:34 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Australians working in our manufacturing and automotive industries have