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WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With Naplan scores dropping and literacy seemingly slipping away in an age of autocorrect, The Betoota
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Local bloke still gets off by sticking his Hubba Bubba under tables
8 March, 2017. 12:23 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact If you’ve run your hand under any restaurant,
Local Man Posts Photo Of Himself Holding Someone’s Baby In An Attempt At Looking Responsible
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local grub has sought to improve his public image by posting a series
Woman with standing desk enjoys looking down on the seated peasants
7 March, 2017. 17:45 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Taking the moral high-ground by throwing her chair
Local marriage breaks down after bloke discovers wife eating pizza with cutlery
7 March, 2017. 17:45 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact After only a year of courtship, a South Betoota
Indian Cricket Board request another drop-in pitch from the back of Betoota
6 March, 2017. 17:34 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In an effort to maintain a level of consistency
Local sociopath pours disgusting dollop of milk into his tea each morning
6 March, 2017. 12:23 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact There is a man who works for a local
Dinner Plans With Girlfriend Looking Less Likely After Tray Of Rums Arrives
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Stepping out of his new office on Betoota’s leafy Upper West Side, Connor
Steve Smith staying healthy in India by keeping to a strict diet of Tim Tams
3 March, 2017. 17:45 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In an effort to spend as little time as
Local dad harangues son for refusing to buy a house in this financial climate
3 March, 2017. 17:45 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Arriving from Malta in the years after World War
Bloke in motorsport team shirt asked if he’s lost after walking into art gallery
3 March, 2017. 17:45 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact After getting another rinsing from his wife about wasting
Local Grad with Aspergers sold on Dept. of Finance recruitment video
3 March, 2017. 17:45 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Taken aback by the real-life depictions of a
Rare Australian Female CEO added to IUCN critically endangered species list
2 March, 2017. 17:45 INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | Contact Despite conservation efforts over the past decade, the Female Australian