Local Bloke Acknowledges The Wintry Change In Seasons Like A Grown Up
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A bitter cold front has come through and Australians south and west of Brisbane are feeling
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Locals Sports Club Announce Steven Bradbury As Guest Speaker For The Third Year In A Row
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact If it’s not broke, don’t fix it. That’s the message that the community
Hobby-Farming Merchant Banker Understands El Nino Is Pretty Much A Bear Market But Like For Rain
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A French Quarter merchant banker visited his Betoota Downs farm over the weekend and frowned. For
Tim Cahill Has To Play Tonight Says Man Who Still Thinks Guus Hiddink Is Coach
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A local sports fan has informed colleagues today that the Socceroos can win this game tonight,
Thousands Of Obnoxious Japanese Ski Bums Descend On Australian Snowfields After Jetstar Fire Sale
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Locals from our nation’s snowfields are demanding answers from Jetstar today after yet another busload
Heated Bus Argument Reaches Point Where City Worker Pauses Podcast To Listen To It
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact “What’s it to you, you putrid mutt?” she yelled. The driver was taken aback but
Exhausted Man Writhing Around In Bed At 4AM Not Quite Tired Enough To Periodically Check Phone
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Despite his best effort, Damien Cottonwell didn’t get much rest last night. A heavy Carbonnara
Highway Town That Already Has Everything It Ever Needed Receives First Red Rooster
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The small farming community of Betoota Downs in the Development Road to Windorah has welcomed the
England Whitewash Australia In Thrilling Series Nobody Knew Was Happening
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In a survey conducted by The Advocate this morning, all nineteen of our respondents didn’t
Queensland Ex-Pat Greeted At Work By Colleague Choking Himself
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact It is the right of every person to follow their dreams – no matter where it might
Bunnings Finally Concedes To Local Teenagers And Begins Selling Hose Pipe By The Centimetre
Louis Burke | Culture | Contact In a bold move to make sure independent hardware stores are gone forever, Bunnings Warehouse have
CSIRO Declares 808s & Heartbreaks Is – And Always Will Be The Superior Kanye West Album
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Australia’s peak scientific body has released their findings into the ongoing debate about what is
“I Don’t Get Cold” Says Lying Coat-Less Hero
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact As snow falls across Betoota this week, one brave man has told friends and perfect strangers