Government Under Fire For Offering Bonus Bets During Census
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Federal Government has tonight been forced to defend a controversial feature of the national census.
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ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact “I could sit here all day and explain why I backflipped on that but
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ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact “It’s not fair,” he said quietly. “Why is the French government allowed to
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ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact As the current situation in Adelaide worsens, Australians from all walks of life are