Local Bloke Acknowledges The Wintry Change In Seasons Like A Grown Up
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A bitter cold front has come through and Australians south and west of Brisbane are feeling
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Town’s Dumbest Man Has The Right Of Way But Insists Other Motorist Go First
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact “What are you doing?” she thought. “Why are you stopping in the middle of the intersection?
Local Vet Quietly Cheering After Yet Another French Bulldog Pup Turns Up In The Neighbourhood
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact “This breed is basically like owning a vintage Alfa Romeo,” laughed the vet. “They’re born
Local Mum Already Beginning To Stress Over Christmas Lunch
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact “It’s just that your fucking aunt and uncle eat so much, I don’t know
Government Study Concludes Nothing Is More Uncool Than New Riding Boots
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Clip-clopping his way out of the grimmest Young Liberal’s meeting in years, Darcy Alistair thought
Malcolm Turnbull Laughs And Pours Himself Another Stiff Tall Glass Of Diet Coke
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The former Prime Minister awoke early today in New York, put his favourite Gazman trousers on,
Sensible Middle-Class Family Rocked To Their Core By Unprecedented Belly Button Piercing
TRACEY BENDINGER | Local News | Contact Maddie Hay (18) has just sent shockwaves through her sensible middle-class family after revealing to
Coworker’s New Tattoo Has Really Lame Back Story
TRACEY BENDINGER | Local News | Contact A local cleanskin has today found himself having to lie to his tattooed co-worker after
Year 12 Student First Person In Family To Experience Stress
TRACEY BENDINGER | Local News | Contact “You guys just don’t fucking understand!” “I have got 3 exams in one week!
Live Music Enthusiast Puts Concert Highlights On Instagram Story For Her Less Cool Followers
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Last night at the Betoota Bowery Ballroom, a local live music enthusiast stood in awe as
“Everything Is Fine” Says Political Party About To Lose One Of Its Safest Seats Tomorrow
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Coalition is set to lose one of its safest seats tomorrow at the Wentworth byelection.
Man Goes Back To Buying Vegetable Oil Instead Of Fancy Olive Variety After Girlfriend Leaves Him
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact As the gentle guitar strums in the intro to Tom Petty’s 1991 classic, Learning to
Gina Phones Rupert Murdoch To Ask If Barnaby Can Have His Old Job Back Yet
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact On behalf of her close personal friend Barnaby Joyce, Gina Rinehart telephoned Rupert Murdoch this afternoon