Phins Agree To Carry The Weight Of Queensland On Their Shoulders After Qualifying For Finals
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Dolphins are this evening enjoying the greatest night in the club’s history (so far)
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Student Proudly Stating He Hasn’t Studied For His Leaving Exams Thinks That’s Cool
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Someone’s spent hundreds of thousands of dollars to get him to where he
Chinese Spy Infiltrating Greens Suffers The Indignity Of White People Speaking Mandarin To Her
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact After a spate of ICAC inquiries and ABC investigations have revealed concerning levels of Chinese influence
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Chinese Spy Tasked With Infiltrating KAP Forced To Learn Slim Dusty’s Entire Back Catalogue
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ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Despite clear evidence that embattled Federal MP Gladys Liu has taken money from groups
Robot At The Centre Of Centrelink RoboDebt Disaster Says It Was Only Following Orders
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The robot who triggered the catastrophic RoboDebt disaster has told media this afternoon that
Full-Time Stay-At-Home Son’s New App: “It’s Like Uber But Clean Piss For People On Welfare”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A great lump of a man who’s a constant source of immeasurable disappointment
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ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Australia’s highest paid executive has told The Advocate this morning that there’s
Turnbull On Gladys Liu Saga: “I Don’t Care. Leave Me Alone And Stop Calling This Number”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Former Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has weighed in on the ongoing crisis within the
Doctors Conclude Inhaling Anything Else But Air Is Going To Fuck Your Lungs
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact After a spate of vaping-related deaths in the United States, doctors in Australia
Barnaby Goes Back To Supporting The NSW Blues After Remembering QLD Decriminalised Abortion
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Popular backbencher Barnaby Joyce has thrown his support behind the NSW Blues today after
Shopping Centre Replaces Parking Tickets With Large Man Who Just Robs Motorists As They Leave
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Stockland in Betoota Heights is replacing their antiquated carpark ticketing system this week